Uh Oh, Did The Man Who Protects Your Computer Just Kill Someone?


John McAfee, the man behind McAfee Anti-Virus software, is on the run after shooting allegedly shooting a fellow expat in Belize. Reports are stating he’s been estranged from friends recently and has been acting strangely. It was found that he’s been posting on drug message boards trying to figure out a way to purify bath salts, and there are allegations about using bath salts rectally. Cops are looking for him now, so keep an eye out for a nerd looking for bath salts.

Read more at gizomodo.com.

19 Comments

  1. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    In a related story, The Norton Anti-virus guy has allegedly been enlisting the services of trannies. But that’s normal activity say friends and family.

    • CozmikKen

      November 12, 2012 at 9:03 pm

      @TBVickroy You’re thinking of another guy named Norton.

      • Lionel Hutz Esq

        November 12, 2012 at 11:30 pm

        @CozmikKen  @TBVickroy and he’s pro virus

  2. RonsCigar

    November 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    In related news, Bill Gates found with two dead hookers and multiple speed balls.

    • Steve_in_Tampa

      November 13, 2012 at 11:55 am

      @RonsCigarWait till they find out Gates injected Steve Jobs with cancer.

  3. Anthony From California

    November 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Don’t make you a bad person…Oh wait he killed someone, I guess in this case it does.

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 12, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    Well at least we know he has a clean rectum!

  5. FLprodivider66

    November 12, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Well at least we know he has a clean Rectum?

    • TBVickroy

      November 13, 2012 at 9:46 am

      @FLprodivider66
       Damn near killed him!

  6. plastic thoughts

    November 12, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Deep pockets = Deeper rabbit holes.

  7. Gunner

    November 13, 2012 at 6:43 am

    If I’m in Belize, I will keep a look out!

  8. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 8:26 am

    I hope they catch this guy and take a byte out of crime. !

  9. Aria Taint

    November 13, 2012 at 10:43 am

    He had a posting about purifying bath salts and shoving them up his ass?!  Makes Peter Norton look like a pussy!

  10. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

    I don’t Belize it!

  11. SkoobaDoo

    November 13, 2012 at 11:54 am

    They should let Hicks do all the live reads. He explains these posts so well on the air. mumble fuckin mumble ballin

  12. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Dude is just going to claim he got hacked.

  13. JAFO1966

    November 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Tonight a story of Murder by a man whose fortune went from $100 mill to $4 mill

  14. DeathProof

    November 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    This story has it all. Money, drugs, sex, murder, bath salts, Russian websites, spyware!

  15. Ziggy Stardust

    November 13, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Threat detected and cleaned !!