Twitter War to Become Real War

How many times have you heard to just ignore online fights because they are not real? This could be the first war declared on twitter.


  1. sterlingblue

    November 14, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    So, who you got? My money is on the IDF. Great intel, fantastic firepower, and the guts to use both of them.

  2. RonsCigar

    November 14, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    These two accounts are totally the wrong people to troll on Twitter. But I did tweet “Rot In Piss” to the Hamas.

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    November 14, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Hell gates? You mean the gates of hell?

    • Lionel Hutz Esq

      November 15, 2012 at 12:10 am

      @Pool Keepers Son  Oh, here go hell come

  4. onebigorangecomputer

    November 14, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Israel is getting serious tonight shiiiiiiiiiiii

  5. plastic thoughts

    November 14, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Paper tigers….more like paper ants.

  6. Binary Daoist

    November 14, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    Yay god

    • zero episteme

      November 15, 2012 at 1:46 am

      @Binary Daoist I think people should say yay god at the end of a prayer. It’s much better than amen or praise god.

      • Beer

        November 15, 2012 at 9:43 am

        @zero episteme Or end a prayer with woot!….or Dana’s “what”

  7. ManMan

    November 15, 2012 at 12:47 am

    Another reason to legalize Pepper’s favorite herb.

  8. zero episteme

    November 15, 2012 at 1:48 am

    I don’t believe it. Don’t see the verified checkmark!

  9. zero episteme

    November 15, 2012 at 1:49 am

    How the hell did IDF get the verified checkmark?!

    • Chris_EsT

      November 15, 2012 at 6:12 am

      @zero episteme literal LOL

  10. Chris_EsT

    November 15, 2012 at 6:14 am

    “This really happened tho”

  11. ediblegenius

    November 15, 2012 at 7:02 am

    O&A should of “jocktobered” the twitter and facebook of Hamas

    • the jerm

      November 15, 2012 at 8:32 am

      @ediblegenius Oh the joy they would get if they saw a pic of Jimmy and a tranny!

    • the jerm

      November 15, 2012 at 8:35 am

      @ediblegenius IDF Spokesperson – “We are declaring gihad on the Erock Army. The coke float will no longer be in their cup. Praise alah!”

      • AaronInDunedin

        November 15, 2012 at 12:39 pm

        Why are the Jews declaring jihad and praising Allah? @the jerm  @ediblegenius

  12. jerkstoresean

    November 15, 2012 at 7:13 am

    When #yolo gets real

    • Anthony From California

      November 15, 2012 at 12:17 pm

      @jerkstoresean I heard this all started because the IDF didn’t know what #btbwts meant and took it the wrong way.

  13. dpiller21

    November 15, 2012 at 7:17 am

    IDF gives me the chills.  theyre so fucking badass.   And also why don’t they find out who retweeted the response, and more importantly who favorited it and kill them too.   WW3 BRING IT ALL DOWN!

  14. Snook82

    November 15, 2012 at 7:25 am

    Holy Shit!!!

  15. the jerm

    November 15, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Show their faces above ground? What are they like prairie dogs or sumptin?

  16. the jerm

    November 15, 2012 at 8:31 am

    I love to eat Hamas with pita chips.

    • OllieInChicago

      November 15, 2012 at 11:05 am

      @the jerm I love Hamas with tzatziki and feta.

  17. Raybot

    November 15, 2012 at 8:50 am


  18. YourMomsLooseBox

    November 15, 2012 at 9:36 am

    at least they had the good sense to threaten each other in English

  19. TBVickroy

    November 15, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Alqassam Brigades shoulda hashtagged their tweet with a #YOLO to let IDF know they were serious.

  20. galactictraveler

    November 15, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I would have thought they would block each other . They unfriended each other on Facebook .

  21. cal5000

    November 15, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Israelis are fucking gangsta. Keep bombing those civilians.

  22. Jerry65

    November 15, 2012 at 9:50 am

    My blessed fist will be up your blessed ass.

  23. ediblegenius

    November 15, 2012 at 10:37 am

  24. bmqq316

    November 15, 2012 at 11:09 am

    You son of a motherless goat!

  25. OllieInChicago

    November 15, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Hamas does not have a strong grasp on definite articles.

  26. Ziggy Stardust

    November 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Strange how this WAR is taking a backseat to the cheating / cover up scandal? Nothing to see here , carry on.

  27. SkoobaDoo

    November 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

    I saw something like this on Judge Judy the other day, except it was two really thick black girls.

  28. LNozowitz

    November 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

    I fucking love hamas and chips

  29. edrooney

    November 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Oy vey!

  30. Aria Taint

    November 15, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I’ve eaten at Hell Gates in Williamsburg.

  31. edrooney

    November 15, 2012 at 11:48 am

    I wonder if Israel tweets on the Sabbath?  I know they sure as shit don’t roll.

    • WilliamFBaldwin

      November 15, 2012 at 12:15 pm

      @edrooney They wrote something about Sweet Leaf being their favorite song

      • edrooney

        November 15, 2012 at 12:39 pm

        @WilliamFBaldwin It was.  Now it’s War Pigs.

    • Elwood

      November 15, 2012 at 3:18 pm

      @edrooney “Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking TWEET!”

  32. rexdart936

    November 15, 2012 at 11:51 am

    If Hamas has the keys to hell they must be sponsored by the real Satan.

    • sidwasout

      November 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

       I believe their tweet implies the Israelis opened the gates, so they must have the keys.

      • edrooney

        November 15, 2012 at 11:57 am

        @sidwasout  @rexdart936 Rick Moranis is the keymaster and he’s a Jew.

      • Elwood

        November 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

        @sidwasout  @rexdart936 Down there it’s just one big revolving door.

  33. Docintoxicated

    November 15, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Don’t short sell the battle of Beliebers vs. Taylor Swift fans, there were some brutal hashtags thrown out on both sides.

  34. sidwasout

    November 15, 2012 at 11:59 am

    I’m waiting to see Don Lemon comment on how Hamas was rude to him outside the bathroom of the Gaza Hilton.

  35. sterlingblue

    November 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm
      Rockets hit Tel Aviv…. things are going to get very ugly, very quickly.

  36. madtowntom

    November 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    i am betting on the jews to win, i got a big fat 20 spot…. c’mon. who’s gonna grab this sweet action !?

    • Greatly Fatigued

      November 15, 2012 at 6:26 pm

      @madtowntom They got their asses handed to them last time they invaded Lebanon.

  37. Rorschach7

    November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    I have no idear about what they are fighting about anymore. I think this is becoming a Star Trek episode.

    • filler

      November 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm

      @Rorschach7 oh god I hope they fix the ________ , so they can safely stop the _________ from _____-ing Picard.

    • Amsterclam

      November 16, 2012 at 10:27 am

       It has to do with Israel turning Gaza into a prison and not allowing enough food in for the Palestinians to feed their children.  Remember when that unarmed European relief ship tried to pass the Israeli blockade to bring food and medical supplies to the Palestinians so the IDF dropped commandos from helicopters who then executed 6 of the Peace Corp. type relief workers with a bullet to the head? Turns out the Palestinians didn’t learn their lesson and still want to feed their kids. Bastards!

      • plastic thoughts

        November 16, 2012 at 12:39 pm

        @Amsterclam @Rorschach7 Compassion doesn’t exist in evolution.

  38. TemporalGrid

    November 16, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    I’m pretty sure this was a real war that (also) became a Twitter war.