Twinkies Might Be Resurrected by PBR


Hostess is in trouble, but the makers of PBR may ride in and purchase their brand to save them. What goes better with a Twinkie than a tasty can of Pabst Blue Ribbon?  If they save Wonder Bread too, the new ad campaign for the PBR with a PBJ will go viral in seconds.

Read more at gothamist.com.

44 Comments

  1. wutpie

    November 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    The next generation of trend followers will be fat.
    Nice.

  2. CryBaby1

    November 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Twinkies: No. PBR: Eh….OK in a pinch.

  3. RonsCigar

    November 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    Mmmm, can’t wait till “hipsters” make twinkies cool.

    • sterlingblue

      November 18, 2012 at 10:16 pm

      @RonsCigar
       Every hipster in Williamsburg will be ordering a PBR and Twinkie….

  4. turfgrass64

    November 18, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Perhaps the Twinkies could take the PBR with it instead!?

  5. ecupirate

    November 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    MERICA FUCK YAH USA USA USA USA !!!!!!

  6. RFGvac

    November 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Heineken?  FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

    • RonsCigar

      November 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      @RFGvac you want me to open it? No I want you fuck it!

  7. indpendnt

    November 18, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    PBR filled Twinkies?

    • Orman

      November 19, 2012 at 3:12 am

      @indpendnt Troll

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 3:24 am

        @Orman You are a real genius! Oh, wait. That is another beer company. Guess you just have to live up to your potential with those BRILLIANT RETORTS!

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 6:15 am

        @indpendnt Ohhhh, you used the word “retort” again.  Let me guess, your next go to comment is to call me either a retard, a mental midget, or a count.  Am I right?

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 6:48 am

        @indpendntOhhhh, you used the word “retort” again.  Let me guess, your next go to comment is to call me either a retard, a mental midget, or a cunt.  Am I right?

      • Ray in Pittsburgh

        November 19, 2012 at 8:41 am

        @Orman @indpendnt
        You two obviously are experiencing sexual tension. Just do it and get it out of your systems.

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

        @indpendnt  @Orman Real Genius, I love that movie!

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 11:29 am

        @Ray in Pittsburgh   point taken.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 11:30 am

        @Ray in Pittsburgh  Point taken.  Just sick of homeboy’s constant hate and repetition on this site.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 11:39 am

        @Ray in Pittsburgh  Point taken, sir.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 11:40 am

        @Ray in Pittsburgh  Good one, sir.

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:25 pm

        @Orman  @Ray in Pittsburgh wouldn’t fuck her with your dick!

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:40 pm

        @Orman you should review your lovely 3 insults. Go get some more public education you are so proud of.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm

        @indpendnt This from the guy from “the school of hard knocks.”  Do you put that on your meetme profile?  Pathetic dude, just pathetic.  Done with you, sir.  Keep popping in to the threads and calling everyone liberal cunts and retards.  We’ll keep laughing.

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm

        @Orman Pathetic is replying to a 2 week old response, he was mean to me two weaks ago and I FINALLY thought of a good thing to say back. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!. ENOUGH SAID.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 12:50 pm

        @indpendnt Is it?

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm

        @Orman thought you were done? Guess your brilliance is just busting at the seams and had to get out! IS IT!? Fucking brilliant! Thought of doing movies and stand up? You definitely have the face for it!

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 12:54 pm

        @indpendnt Do I?

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 10:42 am

      @indpendnt You would have to eat them really fast or they would get soggy. On the plus side it would be a built in hangover cure.

  8. Anthony From California

    November 18, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    PBR trying to corner the market on white trash food and beverages, next thing you know they will buy out all the oxycodone manufacturers.

  9. Scott From Jersey

    November 18, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Peppers’  lunchkit

  10. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 18, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    PBR? Yuck…

  11. seamus98

    November 18, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    mmmmmmmmm,because they brew only the best beer

  12. BlueHeelerKY

    November 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    sweets don’t go with beer unless you take it up the ass

  13. SkilledDayLabor

    November 18, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Please save the Twinkies PBR! You are ready make a beer that is undrinkable you might as well make snack cakes that are inedible

  14. FLprodivider66

    November 18, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    I’ve heard PBR mentioned more over the past year than I cared to??

  15. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    USA, USA, USA

  16. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    I am sitting here with a nice frosty can of Miller Lite and an oatmeal cream pie so this story can go fuck itself!

  17. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 19, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I thought it was going to be about young gay guys getting into professional bull riding.

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 10:41 am

      @Ray in Pittsburgh The more I think about that the more it makes me laugh, well done sir

    • ray57

      November 19, 2012 at 11:04 am

      @Ray in Pittsburgh goddam funny.

    • GSE970

      November 19, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      @Ray in Pittsburgh Outstanding!

    • thejerseyjon

      November 21, 2012 at 7:00 am

      @Ray in Pittsburgh they do like bareback.

  18. ray57

    November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am

    if you drank pbr way before the hipsters because you’re fucking poor and it’s cheap and almost decent for the price, do you now have to switch? or would that somehow make you a trend conscious douche? what is the proper course of action? and on a side note- if i see a group of skinny jean, white belt wearing hipsters eating twinkies and laughing their loud ironic giggles i will have to commit murder upon them.

  19. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    They were never quite the same once they quit using lard in the filling .

  20. JoesDaily

    November 20, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Daren Metropoulos couldn’t swoop in and save the company at a better time. I heard Hostess was hurting and the Metropoulos family could be their savior.