Twenty Gifts To Give People You Don’t Really Like
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The holidays are coming and it’s almost a guarantee you’ll have to buy a few gifts for some people you don’t like. Don’t waste your good gift ideas on them, but you still have to get them something.. Here are twenty gifts to give to people you don’t really like.
1. Banana Case. You know, to store your bananas.
2. Beard Warmer. You don’t want ice in your beard.
3. Batter Blaster: Just point, blast and cook!
4. Shoe Bottle Opener. Don’t get up.
5. The Thumb Thing! Finally, Read with just one hand!
6. The Butter Stick. Perfect to go with a Batter Blaster.
7. Glass Holder. So you can look cool at parties.
8. PB Slices! Mmmm it’s like a peanut butter band aid!
9. Retro iPhone Handset. For the hipsters on your list.
10. Toilet Rack. So you can stretch out.
11. To Do Tattoo. Also known as a pen.
12. Carstash. For hipsters with cars.
13. Nose Cups. Trust us…your uncle who tells all the bad jokes will love them.
14. Goatee Saver. Have a perfect goatee every time, or just look like Hannibal Lechter.
15. Meatball Gum. Mmmmmeatylicious.
16. Steering Wheel Desk. Yes, they really sell these.
17. The Beer Belt. Stylish and functional.
18. Hot Dog Maker. Feel like you’re on the midway at home!
19. Butt Plugs! Who wouldn’t want a butt plug in their stocking?
20. Handerpants! Prevents chaffing!
