Turducken Out! Veggieducken in!?


A Veggieducken is two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash, with vegetarian stuffing between each layer. Mmmmmmmmmm Don’t fight kids there is plenty for everyone!

ps..there’s no duck.

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22 Comments

  1. Judge Smails

    November 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I’m working on a thing where I take this Veggieducken and stuff it into a Turducken.  Then I take that and stuff it into a pig and then take that and stuff it into a side of beef.  We’re through the looking glass here, people.

  2. Foggy_Otis

    November 18, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Fuck that!

  3. John in va

    November 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Ewwwwww how fuckin sick. Looks like the shit that came out of davyy mac a few years back on on 0@A. Lol

  4. Guilty Bystander

    November 18, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    I’d go dumpster diving in John Madden’s garbage before I ate this.

  5. Beer

    November 18, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Tastes like the inside of the elmo puppet…gay

  6. vegascable

    November 18, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Arabs take several chickens stuff them into a sheep and that sheep goes into a camel good eatin.
     
    http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/camel.asp

  7. galactictraveler

    November 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Let’s take one vegetarian stuff him into another vegetarian then stuff them into a third vegetarian . Cook them alive slowly and feed them to cannibals !

  8. TBVickroy

    November 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    That meal can fuck itself.

  9. CryBaby1

    November 18, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    I was hoping to “stuff” Marisa Tomei this Thanksgiving.

  10. D. Knepp

    November 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash inside a garbage bag inside my garbage can outside of my house.

  11. AndreFromCanada

    November 18, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I don’t eat anything that starts with “veggie”. Or “turd” for that matter.

  12. Gunner

    November 18, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Ya know what would make this even better? If it were wrapped in bacon then stuffed inside of a duck and then stuffed into a whole pig, cooked slowly for hours and then remove all the vegetables. Damn that would be tasty!

  13. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 18, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    I like vegetables…I guess this is why women live longer.

    • Draygehrett

      November 19, 2012 at 12:48 am

      @SarahMcSmokeyPants Everyone knows women live longer because, Women suck the life out of men and kill their will to live.

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 19, 2012 at 8:45 am

        @Draygehrett I guess you stick with dudes then?

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 18, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Just imagine the farts afterwards…

  15. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    That makes me both very sad and very angry

  16. Peculier

    November 19, 2012 at 5:43 am

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  17. K Dubya

    November 19, 2012 at 9:04 am

    It looks incredibly dry

  18. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I’ve got some “duck sausage” they can try !!

  19. K Dubya

    November 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I bet it would be OK if you put enough gravy on it

  20. cal5000

    November 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

    If something doesnt die for my enjoyment, I dont feel nourished.