Turducken Out! Veggieducken in!?


A Veggieducken is two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash, with vegetarian stuffing between each layer. Mmmmmmmmmm Don’t fight kids there is plenty for everyone!

ps..there’s no duck.

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19 comments
cal5000
cal5000

If something doesnt die for my enjoyment, I dont feel nourished. 

Peculier
Peculier

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

I like vegetables...I guess this is why women live longer.

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

Ya know what would make this even better? If it were wrapped in bacon then stuffed inside of a duck and then stuffed into a whole pig, cooked slowly for hours and then remove all the vegetables. Damn that would be tasty!

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

I don't eat anything that starts with "veggie". Or "turd" for that matter.

Ginger Baker's Beard
Ginger Baker's Beard

Two sweet potatoes inside leeks inside a banana squash inside a garbage bag inside my garbage can outside of my house.

CryBaby1
CryBaby1

I was hoping to "stuff" Marisa Tomei this Thanksgiving.

Vickroy
Vickroy

That meal can fuck itself.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Let's take one vegetarian stuff him into another vegetarian then stuff them into a third vegetarian . Cook them alive slowly and feed them to cannibals !

Beer
Beer

Tastes like the inside of the elmo puppet...gay

Guilty Bystander
Guilty Bystander

I'd go dumpster diving in John Madden's garbage before I ate this.

John in va
John in va

Ewwwwww how fuckin sick. Looks like the shit that came out of davyy mac a few years back on on 0@A. Lol

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

I'm working on a thing where I take this Veggieducken and stuff it into a Turducken.  Then I take that and stuff it into a pig and then take that and stuff it into a side of beef.  We're through the looking glass here, people.