Tree Humpers at Ultra Music Festival

Here’s a young festival goer truly feeling the dubstep as she dances, humps and makes out with a tree she met at the club. Nothing like some clean sober fun.


  1. Foggy_Otis

    March 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Gave me wood!

  2. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Lovely…parents must be so proud.

  3. Mr Nelson

    March 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    damnit, this tree has so much more game than me.  i think it’s the not trying angle.

  4. TyWanon

    March 27, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    What happened? Its gone…I imagined her Hugging Jack Black Forest

  5. ecupirate

    March 28, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    No video?

  6. nathanpayne29

    March 28, 2012 at 2:41 pm


  7. Purpleguy

    March 28, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Here is the video 

  8. FanBoy1

    March 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    sexy for a filthy hippie.

  9. SH4RKYx

    March 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Dude, the first time I saw this I was thinking exactly like Ron. I’d be taking advantage of this slut. I’d have he blowing me right then and there. Great show for everyone. But yea she cute.

  10. Purpleguy

    March 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Ron: If I saw a hot chick humping a tree, I would definitely put leaves in my hair and walk over to her.

  11. beerbuzzard

    March 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I think the extra server juice is a myth

  12. blumanta

    March 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Pepper does that with that huge bottle of Chivas..

  13. blumanta

    March 28, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    I think she just gave that tree Dutch Elm Disease

  14. MagickSpider

    March 28, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    1. Hold the phone sideways. 2. focus on the girl. 3. When the ass is out, film from behind, not the side…

  15. bthebreeze

    March 28, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Stupid tree just stood there.

  16. Turbo_Squirbo

    March 28, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    That is a fine young lady.

  17. Jayjays

    March 28, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    This is how they get the rubes to buy the elixir. lindsey lohan-level acting…

  18. Calculon

    March 28, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Hey……. McFly! Why don’t you make like a tree……and cum all over her tits! (BTTF joke)

  19. rexdart936

    March 28, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    i bet she’s pretty wooden in bed.

  20. CarlaFinch

    March 29, 2012 at 12:05 am

    Someone needs to be the center of attention.. Even more than the chick in the pink tutu

  21. TheCheeseStandsAlone

    March 29, 2012 at 12:48 am

    That’s funny…do you think the tree got a woody!

  22. notbrennan

    March 29, 2012 at 10:34 am

    course we have to get the only nigga at a dub step fest filming in portrait 

  23. Phil from Chicopee

    March 29, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I’m getting a woody.

  24. Aria Taint

    March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am

    This is the same whore at every wedding I’ve ever gone to…Miss.Center of Attention..
    I’d still stick here though…get it, stick her???…anyone?…I hate myself.

  25. Conundrum

    March 29, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Is this how baby maple syrups are made?

  26. BeatleDaily

    March 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Of course the only video was recorded by dumbass ..get closer dude ..if your gonna video it do it right