Topless Woman Attempts To Kidnap Baby Jesus (NSFW)

There was almost an Amber Alert at the Vatican as a topless FEMEN activist grabbed the Baby Jesus from the nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square. She was apprehended before she could get away with the newborn king. Police aren’t sure what her intentions were, but she may have wanted to hold him ransom for some gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

Found at deathandtaxesmag.com

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