Tom Hanks is Wrong. There is Crying in Baseball.


You heard of taking candy from a baby, well this may be worse. Two asshat Texas Rangers fans took a foul ball away from a little kid and then celebrated while he cried. The Rangers did the right thing but the only true happy ending would be if these two Yuppies drove off a bridge on the way home.

Thanks to thedailywhat.com for the link.

64 Comments

  1. schadenfreudian

    April 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    What a couple of shitbags.
     
     

  2. mjn

    April 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    hope the guys cock falls off

  3. chipnicodemus

    April 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    What a baby

  4. Fuqwon

    April 26, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    The only thing that annoy me with this is that those fucking assholes were take a picture with a fucking ball… the most stupid shit ever

  5. DavidFromPA

    April 26, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Nothing but queers and steers in Texas. That guy was no Steer.

  6. ZitoIsACunt

    April 26, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    I hope that lady’s clit get stomped by a herd of rhinos

  7. HollyGothic

    April 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    They’re adults! It matters so much more to a kid to get that ball. I hope their house and everything they own burns and all they are left with is that ball.

  8. Elwood

    April 26, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Nah. The real fun starts when it turns out that those to are both married to somebody else.

  9. archg2

    April 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    life lessons kid, get out of ur dad’s arms and go for the prize, keep that feeling in ur back pocket for next time

  10. fezitorium

    April 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I wish the kid fired the second ball right at that twat’s head as soon as he got it from the dugout. 

  11. FLprodriver66

    April 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    “OH FEZZY…WHAT’S THE MATTER BUDDY”?

  12. The Real Big Ed

    April 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Life ain’t just gonna hand you free stuff, kid. Better you should learn now.

  13. ecupirate

    April 26, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Stay Strong Big Cat

  14. Peeps

    April 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Those chumps are jerks.

  15. TyWanon

    April 26, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    This is how “GIVE EVERBODY a FUCKING TROPHY!! got started…..maybe the lil shit will harder next time

    • TyWanon

      April 26, 2012 at 10:12 pm

      apologize for my shitty spelling…again..I got to excited

  16. Yuuuck

    April 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Shitty people.  Pussy entitled kid. 

  17. Yuuuck

    April 26, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Shitty people.  Shitty entitled kid. 

  18. Ziggy Stardust

    April 26, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Cue the Stones ” You Can’t Always Get What You Want” . Baseball is as boring as watching paint dry anyway kid. 

  19. shrekkalove

    April 26, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Poooooor baby.

  20. TyWanon

    April 26, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    WOW …the QB qualified for AARP got drafted in the First Round

  21. TyWanon

    April 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Rocking the Air Force…….Aim High (shoot low)

  22. Brent From TN

    April 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Those people are dicks. If that happened to my son I would punch that old man.

  23. meddoc21

    April 26, 2012 at 10:25 pm

     fuck that kid….life is hard and sometimes you do not get want you want… now time to man up junior

  24. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    April 26, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    To quasi-quote the Ron Bennington,  you’re a grown ass adult, what the fuck do you need a baseball for? 

  25. Narc Zito

    April 26, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    That kid left Dayton, Ohio with two bad knees and a dream to catch a major league baseball.  Thank God his dream came true!

  26. Narc Zito

    April 26, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    He cried because he couldn’t have that gorgeous girl.

  27. Katmandu mis-spelled

    April 26, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    He was hungry lil fella nom nom nom

  28. Ojisan

    April 27, 2012 at 1:07 am

    That old dude is gonna have to use his pimp hand later when he gets home to his money grubbin wife who likes to drink wine and watch sportscenter.

  29. jerkstoresean

    April 27, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Kid wasn’t even close. I’m sorry but you cant just point at things and claim them. On the other hand. That guy looks like a fucking asshole taking pictures and shit too

  30. TwizzlesMcNasty

    April 27, 2012 at 8:14 am

    You win, you’re the most self absorbed of all the trophy wives.

  31. ecupirate

    April 27, 2012 at 9:00 am

    The couple did not know that the kid was crying over the ball. and if he was it does not mean you have to give it to the little bastard, his dad should have been better and caught the fucking ball

  32. jerkstoresean

    April 27, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Stop Whining!! (Arnold voice)

  33. karthead

    April 27, 2012 at 11:17 am

    oh uncle paul!!

  34. harlequincy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Fez is just being hitacripital

  35. queenelisabeth

    April 27, 2012 at 11:17 am

    this would be even more hilarious if it had been a bat boomeranging into the crowd

  36. Nicholad

    April 27, 2012 at 11:17 am

    You catch it, it’s yours. The dad should of reached over for it if he wanted the kid to have it.

  37. HoneydewWilkins

    April 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

    This is better than Ted Dibiase kicking the basketball away from the kid

  38. FanBoy1

    April 27, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Just the fact that chick reminds me of my neighbors wife. I hope something contagious is on that ball.

  39. thebizz

    April 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    total fake yuppy ranger fans… geez dude act like you’ve gotten something for free before
    go rangers!

  40. Britthappens

    April 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Dad has to layout like dykstra for that thing, baby’s happy and daddy’s a hero..

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    April 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

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  42. harlequincy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    kid turned on a dime once he got his way…little bastard

  43. thebizz

    April 27, 2012 at 11:22 am

    the rangers are going to give that child a statue now

  44. OllieInChicago

    April 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

    A kid in the 100 level pisses me off.  You pay $200 for that seat so you can call the 1st base coach a fat cunt. 

  45. ElectricDave

    April 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

    What a cunt

  46. harlequincy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

    thought that slag was going to flash her titties she was soo excited to get a ball from daddy.

  47. TBVickroy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Couple is innocent. Did nothing wrong. I suppose they could have given it to him in the end, but he’s young and will have plenty of games to go to. I don’t even think they knew the kid was upset. BTW she was posing for a picture with it not teasing the toddler.

  48. JWedbetter

    April 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I wanna bury both of them up to their necks, wrap their head in a Crip bandana & throw dirt over the pair of them.

  49. ecupirate

    April 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

    They get more black folks to come out to my stadium because the first 3 to catch a foul ball gets free Buffalo wild wings dinner

  50. ElectricDave

    April 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

    She was taunting the kid by posing for a picture with it, she could’ve gave it to the kid after that, what the fuck is she going to do with the ball when she gets home?

  51. tfor3

    April 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Selfish fucks.No way they couldn’t hear that kid crying.

  52. Slappy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:28 am

     Fez’ followers should be called the Banana Diddlers

  53. OllieInChicago

    April 27, 2012 at 11:28 am

    If you catch a ball in the vicinity of a kid, here’s the rule: Give the ball to the kid and the kid’s dad buys a round of beers.  Simple.  We all get what we want. 

  54. harlequincy

    April 27, 2012 at 11:29 am

    I disagree Ron…if you are in/and around the field…you better bring a glove for protection. People get brained all the time.

  55. JWedbetter

    April 27, 2012 at 11:29 am

    I heard the dad & the kid were on the kiss cam. He shoved his tongue down his throat.

  56. Dan The Intern

    April 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

    When I was 12, I got tossed a baseball at a Yankees-Tigers game.  I got shit from the parents of a 4-year-old next to me for not giving him the ball until I gave up.  No sympathy for the kid. 

    • OllieInChicago

      April 27, 2012 at 11:32 am

      It’s the Dad’s job to get his 4 year old the ball. 

      • harlequincy

        April 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

         @OllieInChicago gotta come out of pocket and peel off some lettuce for that ball when the kids not looking

      • OllieInChicago

        April 27, 2012 at 11:37 am

         @harlequincy Exactly.  Dad’s are no longer good in those situations.

  57. zecket

    April 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Why’s Ron so focused on what’s age-appropriate?  It’s idiotic to think somebody above a certain age can’t enjoy the experience of catching a game ball.

  58. Alimonytony

    April 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Everyone’s a winner!

  59. AsphaultCowboy1

    May 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Bad lesson learned, cry enough and you get what you want.

    • Katmandu mis-spelled

      May 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

      @AsphaultCowboy1 He cried after he got it tool