Tom Hanks is Wrong. There is Crying in Baseball.


You heard of taking candy from a baby, well this may be worse. Two asshat Texas Rangers fans took a foul ball away from a little kid and then celebrated while he cried. The Rangers did the right thing but the only true happy ending would be if these two Yuppies drove off a bridge on the way home.

Thanks to thedailywhat.com for the link.

59 comments
AsphaultCowboy1
AsphaultCowboy1

Bad lesson learned, cry enough and you get what you want.

zecket
zecket

Why's Ron so focused on what's age-appropriate?  It's idiotic to think somebody above a certain age can't enjoy the experience of catching a game ball.

Dan The Intern
Dan The Intern

When I was 12, I got tossed a baseball at a Yankees-Tigers game.  I got shit from the parents of a 4-year-old next to me for not giving him the ball until I gave up.  No sympathy for the kid. 

harlequincy
harlequincy

I disagree Ron...if you are in/and around the field...you better bring a glove for protection. People get brained all the time.

JWedbetter
JWedbetter

I heard the dad & the kid were on the kiss cam. He shoved his tongue down his throat.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

If you catch a ball in the vicinity of a kid, here's the rule: Give the ball to the kid and the kid's dad buys a round of beers.  Simple.  We all get what we want. 

Slappy
Slappy

 Fez' followers should be called the Banana Diddlers

ElectricDave
ElectricDave

She was taunting the kid by posing for a picture with it, she could've gave it to the kid after that, what the fuck is she going to do with the ball when she gets home?

tfor3
tfor3

Selfish fucks.No way they couldn't hear that kid crying.

ecupirate
ecupirate

They get more black folks to come out to my stadium because the first 3 to catch a foul ball gets free Buffalo wild wings dinner

JWedbetter
JWedbetter

I wanna bury both of them up to their necks, wrap their head in a Crip bandana & throw dirt over the pair of them.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Couple is innocent. Did nothing wrong. I suppose they could have given it to him in the end, but he's young and will have plenty of games to go to. I don't even think they knew the kid was upset. BTW she was posing for a picture with it not teasing the toddler.

harlequincy
harlequincy

thought that slag was going to flash her titties she was soo excited to get a ball from daddy.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

A kid in the 100 level pisses me off.  You pay $200 for that seat so you can call the 1st base coach a fat cunt. 

thebizz
thebizz

the rangers are going to give that child a statue now

harlequincy
harlequincy

kid turned on a dime once he got his way...little bastard

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Britthappens
Britthappens

Dad has to layout like dykstra for that thing, baby's happy and daddy's a hero..

thebizz
thebizz

total fake yuppy ranger fans... geez dude act like you've gotten something for free before go rangers!

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Just the fact that chick reminds me of my neighbors wife. I hope something contagious is on that ball.

HoneydewWilkins
HoneydewWilkins

This is better than Ted Dibiase kicking the basketball away from the kid

Nicholad
Nicholad

You catch it, it's yours. The dad should of reached over for it if he wanted the kid to have it.

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth

this would be even more hilarious if it had been a bat boomeranging into the crowd

ecupirate
ecupirate

The couple did not know that the kid was crying over the ball. and if he was it does not mean you have to give it to the little bastard, his dad should have been better and caught the fucking ball

TwizzlesMcNasty
TwizzlesMcNasty

You win, you're the most self absorbed of all the trophy wives.

Ojisan
Ojisan

That old dude is gonna have to use his pimp hand later when he gets home to his money grubbin wife who likes to drink wine and watch sportscenter.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

He cried because he couldn't have that gorgeous girl.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

That kid left Dayton, Ohio with two bad knees and a dream to catch a major league baseball.  Thank God his dream came true!

Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

To quasi-quote the Ron Bennington,  you're a grown ass adult, what the fuck do you need a baseball for? 

meddoc21
meddoc21

 fuck that kid....life is hard and sometimes you do not get want you want... now time to man up junior

Brent From TN
Brent From TN

Those people are dicks. If that happened to my son I would punch that old man.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Cue the Stones " You Can't Always Get What You Want" . Baseball is as boring as watching paint dry anyway kid. 

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

Shitty people.  Shitty entitled kid. 

TyWanon
TyWanon

This is how "GIVE EVERBODY a FUCKING TROPHY!! got started.....maybe the lil shit will harder next time

Peeps
Peeps

Those chumps are jerks.

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Life ain't just gonna hand you free stuff, kid. Better you should learn now.

FLpro
FLpro

"OH FEZZY...WHAT'S THE MATTER BUDDY"?

fezitorium
fezitorium

I wish the kid fired the second ball right at that twat's head as soon as he got it from the dugout. 

archg2
archg2

life lessons kid, get out of ur dad's arms and go for the prize, keep that feeling in ur back pocket for next time

Elwood
Elwood

Nah. The real fun starts when it turns out that those to are both married to somebody else.

HollyGothic
HollyGothic

They're adults! It matters so much more to a kid to get that ball. I hope their house and everything they own burns and all they are left with is that ball.

ZitoIsACunt
ZitoIsACunt

I hope that lady's clit get stomped by a herd of rhinos

DavidFromPA
DavidFromPA

Nothing but queers and steers in Texas. That guy was no Steer.