Today’s M.I.R. (Most Important Ranking): Breakfast Meats

Every day millions of things are ranked, most of them don’t matter at all. But today’s Most Important Ranking comes from Uproxx, which decided to prioritize breakfast meats in order of importance and tastiness. If the point of lists is really just to piss you off and motivate you to throw something at your laptop, then you’re going to love this list. The baconeers are going to revolt.

 

Read more at uproxx.com.

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