Toasted Almond Shortage Rocks the North East


A warm Spring and a factory closing have lead to a short of Toasted Almond Good Humor Bars. Damn it! Eddie Murphy
is supposed to get his father a Toasted Almond! The shortage could go on until mid summer. Is there any ice cream bar that could possibly be as good as Toasted Almond?

Read more at washingtonpost.com.

19 Comments

  1. Kevin Dubya

    June 21, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Fuck almonds, cashews are the top nut…period!

    • Binary Daoist

      June 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

      @Kevin Dubya I have to go macadamia

      • Kevin Dubya

        June 21, 2012 at 10:03 pm

         @Binary Daoist  @Kevin Macadamia nuts? what am I made of money!

    • jerkstoresean

      June 22, 2012 at 9:28 am

      @Kevin Dubya What!? Pistachios! Cashews come second. Then honey roasted peanuts

  2. seamus99

    June 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    peanuts with the shells at a ball game

  3. Franklin97

    June 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Tastes good when you are baked .

    • FLprodivider66

      June 22, 2012 at 12:16 am

      @Franklin97…hence “toasted” almond : )

  4. blumanta

    June 21, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    toasted almond is great

  5. Phisher

    June 21, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    There is NOTHING funny about this… this is this fat man’s worst nightmare… 

  6. Ezra_san

    June 22, 2012 at 4:17 am

    Out of all the stories I just read on the IBang, this is the one that stuck in my mind. I need to start hoarding these bars.

  7. jerkstoresean

    June 22, 2012 at 9:28 am

    Try and keep me away from a delicious strawberry shortcake bar!!!

    • jerkstoresean

      June 22, 2012 at 9:30 am

      TRY IT!!!

  8. jerkstoresean

    June 22, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Almond were NOT created equal!! Lolololololololololololololol

  9. WhiteyBrown

    June 22, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Good, I hate almonds and Hagerstown

  10. bmqq316

    June 22, 2012 at 10:12 am

    If I find a good butter brickle or cookie dough I’m in heaven.

  11. bmqq316

    June 22, 2012 at 10:13 am

    If I find a good butter brickle or chocolate chip cookie dough I’m in heaven.

  12. Toin Coss

    June 22, 2012 at 10:26 am

    This sir does not find me in Good Humor.  I Am feeling very Blue…Bunny !?/?!

  13. Andrew Black

    June 22, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    So glad this didn’t turn into a series of people calling the show to tell us about their favorite ice cream bars!

  14. Bloodklot

    June 22, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    FUCK, I miss toasted almond bars….