TJ Miller Makes Yelp Reviews an Art Form
You may be missing TJ Miller on Silicon Valley next season, but at least you can follow along his adventures on Yelp while you await his next project. Miller is one of the o.g. “yelp gangsters” as he puts it.
Miller’s new five star review of New York City’s Niu Noodle House, is everything you love about Miller.
“We mostly go for the dumplings, but this place is no “dump” in terms of its noodles that’s for sure!” he writes. “We especially love the soup dumplings with the delicious broth within the dumpling it spills out into your mouth like a surprise flood of flavor. Flood warning! Level? Delicious!” He also gives helpful eating instructions for some of their items like the Hong Kong pork bun which he recommends you “push them against your eyes and your face.” And the Lettuce Wraps? Forgettaboutit. “Eat well, drink better,” says Miller.
Earlier this year he also reviewed Burger Joint in the Village- Five Stars- (Yelp says they closed, could this be possible?), Rasa in NYC- Four Stars- and a place called Doggy Style. So be like T.J., eat like T.J. or be left behind.
Read more Miller on Yelp here.
h/t AV Club.
