Tiny Kayak, Big Whale


I get it. Everyone wants to see a whale but do you really want to be this close?  You know who got this to a whale? Jonah. And Pinocchio. Back off boys.

50 Comments

  1. Turbo_Squirbo

    August 13, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Whale of a good time.

  2. TyWanon

    August 13, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    Orca the “Hey how you doing?” Whale

    • Punk0

      August 14, 2012 at 4:45 am

       @TyWanon Wow. I heard something completely different. I thought it said, “I’m gonna go get my buddy and we’re gonna toss your pansy asses around like a couple of sea lions.”

  3. Foggy_Otis

    August 13, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

    • Punk0

      August 14, 2012 at 4:31 am

       @Foggy_Otis The way that guy’s voice was breaking at the end when he was trying to sound calm, I’d say he’s gonna need a bigger scrote.

  4. Narc Zito

    August 13, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Turns out you don’t need scary music to make a terrifying video.

  5. Socoral

    August 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    You are pretty much smelling whale vomit when they exhale.  Erock should have had a sniff.

    • fezitorium

      August 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm

       @Socoral He does whenever he burps.

  6. AnthonyLoman

    August 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    never leave the house without your harpoon

  7. mistawag

    August 13, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    They are just waiting for an opportunity to lube up that blow hole.

  8. Pauly Wallnuts

    August 13, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Don’t care for the profanity.

  9. violentXtremist

    August 14, 2012 at 12:00 am

    I dare you to touch his blowhole.

  10. FLprodivider66

    August 14, 2012 at 12:39 am

    Oh look, it’s Lady Trucker!?

  11. Recyclerz

    August 14, 2012 at 12:46 am

    It’s not the size of the kayak, it’s the motion of the ocean

  12. PhilDidi

    August 14, 2012 at 12:53 am

    Hey dude, whale’s don’t eat people do they?  

  13. elephant_droid

    August 14, 2012 at 12:59 am

    From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

  14. elephant_droid

    August 14, 2012 at 12:59 am

    Kayak adventure sponsored by Celine Dion.

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      August 14, 2012 at 4:04 am

      @elephant_droid I appreciated that.

  15. QCinnamon

    August 14, 2012 at 4:15 am

    This is the worst Free Willy yet. 

  16. CheezWhiz

    August 14, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Chunk a pop-r at that sumbitch

    • Beer

      August 14, 2012 at 6:08 am

      @CheezWhiz Going’ topwater on that…

      • CheezWhiz

        August 14, 2012 at 6:11 am

         @Beer  @CheezWhiz Fish ON

  17. TwizzlesMcNasty

    August 14, 2012 at 7:14 am

    I know there is a whale right next to your kayak but get a hold of yourself man.

  18. archg2

    August 14, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Monsters, there be MONSTERS in the deep!

  19. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Beyond here lie monsters.

  20. dpiller21

    August 14, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Ron and Pepper get closer everyday. (sorry fez, you’re my fat joke exception)

  21. Toin Coss

    August 14, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Come on seriously…Raise your hand if you were hoping that whale flipped those kayakers like  Pancakes!?

    • Narc Zito

      August 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

       @Toin Coss I was hoping they’d be cossed like toins.

  22. tsf8golf

    August 14, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I am getting that whale tattooed on my butt hole

  23. Fez4Prez

    August 14, 2012 at 9:24 am

    big deal Ron & Fez get closer than this with a drunk orphaned centaur

  24. Binary Daoist

    August 14, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Wow!  Good idea to stay relaxed indeed

  25. Scrotum Phillips

    August 14, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I would have panicked and started hitting it. 

  26. bmqq316

    August 14, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I’m starving…I could really go for a whale blubber burger. 

  27. Jagger_Lover

    August 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

    The dude was right…it was just curious and wanted to check them out…smart to stay away from human parasites
     

  28. OllieInChicago

    August 14, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Fuck you dawpheene, fuck you whaaare.  Can’t wait to see Book of Mormon. 

  29. William866

    August 14, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    2 guys whale watching in Kayaks seems like something guys riding 2 up on a street bike would be into..

    • fezitorium

      August 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

       @William866 Two guys, one baleen.

  30. Christopher Brooklyn

    August 14, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    How can he be so calm…I would be shitting a brick..I am watching and I am shitting a brick..good thing I am on the toilet

  31. namesrlame

    August 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Fuck that! Penguins I could handle, whales…Hellz no

  32. JakeinFl

    August 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Pretty sure that was a whale fart at 36 second mark.

  33. cal5000

    August 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    ‘You boys seen a set of keys around?’

  34. Pool Keepers Son

    August 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    fuckin rich apple employees

  35. John in va

    August 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    One line says it all is there a marine bioligst here lol

  36. Jerry65

    August 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Inconsiderate assholes didn’t even see Ned Beatty screaming in the woods!

  37. Jerry65

    August 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Is that a Titleist?

    • fezitorium

      August 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

       @Jerry65 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

  38. The Real Big Ed

    August 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Man, that is a LOT of blubber… great, now I’m starvin.

  39. galactictraveler

    August 14, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Was that a whale or Katy Perry’s ass?

  40. chipnicodemus

    August 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    I’ve been on this ride at Disneyland. The hippo never attacks. 

  41. Brian In VA

    August 21, 2012 at 8:33 am

    LOOK! It’s a beel of steam!