Time Magazine’s Controversial New Extreme Breastfeeding Cover


104 Comments

  1. BadNewsJeff

    May 10, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    As the great American hero Major Payne once said, “pop yo titty out his mouth and let that boy grow up!”

  2. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 10, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Pop a titty, it can only help…

  3. harlequincy

    May 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Kid just got back from serving the country…give him a break

  4. Binary Daoist

    May 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Lower right corner

  5. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    You need one of those underboob ladies, this one’s tit is almost dry…

  6. FezsCumFart

    May 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Now I’m hard?

  7. HollzinSeattle

    May 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    WTF! That is just wrong – **fist pump** @lizsetsfire

  8. WinterCarnival

    May 10, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    that little boy actor has the best gig!

  9. Cleofus

    May 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    That kid just winked at me.

  10. DrunkEpiphany

    May 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    ibang presents: 3 year old’s snack

  11. OP4

    May 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    That is one giant 3-year-old.  Maybe tit-juice is better than riods. 

  12. OP4

    May 10, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Ten years form now, all this kid’s friends are going to spanking to this picture.

  13. Narc Zito

    May 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    This was just to keep him away from the hot dog truck.

  14. Foggy_Otis

    May 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    If the kid’s old enough to ask for it, he’s too damn old for breast feeding!

  15. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    My wife was all about this hippie shit. Needless to say, we’re now getting a divorce!

  16. LizSetsFire

    May 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Are you my mommy?

  17. harlequincy

    May 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    wonder if he dunks his Oreos?

  18. FanBoy1

    May 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    this explains my neighbors kids behavior…. and the parents thinking they are still 21.

    • Narc Zito

      May 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

       @FanBoy1 So the kid’s getting White Russians outta them titties?  What could be better?

  19. Kevin Dubya

    May 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    I guess that’s one way to save on your grocery bill

  20. fobrost

    May 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    it’s gonna get weird once the kid starts poppin’ wood!

  21. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    For his 3pm snack

  22. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    I’d bet a steak dinner this woman (and her kid) are vegan, they use cloth diapers, and don’t vaccinate. And, for all the books she’s read on being the “perfect” mother shes not, and is an even worse wife. Her kid is going to end up a maladjusted introverted freak.

    • FSUfanboy

      May 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm

       @OptichrisPrime she’s a good wife…skinny!
       

      • OptichrisPrime

        May 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

         @FSUfanboy Well hope her husband like the look but don’t touch that’s typical of mothers who “co-sleep” with their kid until their school aged. I guarantee the minute this kid arrived, dad’s job was done. Ask me how I know…

  23. FanBoy1

    May 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    so sheltering  a kids life and being up there ass 24/7   is now called “attachment parenting” no wonder this country is raising generation after generation of pussies.

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

       @FanBoy1 I like you fanboy!

      • FanBoy1

        May 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm

         @OptichrisPrime Thanks, but iM sure eventually my posts will piss even you off. HAHAHA

  24. jerkstoresean

    May 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I’m fucking thirsty now

  25. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    That kid can do better than that old cougar.

  26. X Ray Burns

    May 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    ANTHINGS GOOD WHEN IT SITS ON A TITS!

  27. cigarsNscotch

    May 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

     Time magazine is Just milking the picture for attention.

  28. Sean77

    May 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    what hapend on Time magazine Fez

  29. zel

    May 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    At least the kid can use the residuals from this shoot to get a good shrink when he’s 30.

  30. archg2

    May 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    so when are gonna vote this ban this kind of weirdness?

  31. jerkstoresean

    May 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Yet if she were standing on a chair and I was attached to that tit it’d be porn? IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!

  32. Christopher Brooklyn

    May 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Damn now I can’t even save this pic..FUCK

  33. jerkstoresean

    May 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Breast friends

  34. ecupirate

    May 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Lucky bastard

  35. harlequincy

    May 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    He didn’t see the sign ” you have to be this short to ride”

  36. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Bet’s on weather or not she’s gonna home school?

  37. OP4

    May 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Somebody like Fez is going to bully the shit out of this kid in a few years. 

    • FSUfanboy

      May 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

      or will be hitting on in a few years
       

  38. Yuuuck

    May 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Move over buddy.  Im in on the lefty.

  39. Doom70

    May 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    The longer a child breastfeeds, the healthier they will be.  Both my kids breastfed until they were two.  It’s not at all a sexual thing, it’s a heath thing, a mother/child connection thing.  It’s something a man can’t fully understand.

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm

       @Doom70 Exactly. 2 years. There’s a limit. I totally support breast feeding! Totally natural, but its unnatural for a mother to breast feed a child past the point where its old enough to chew its own food.  These whack jobs are  just filling some emotional void with in themselves because they are unable to have any other connection to their child that doesn’t involve them sucking their tit.

    • MikekWackbag

      May 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm

       @Doom70 
       
      I’m 100% for breastfeeding, but 2 yrs is *plenty* to get those antibodies into the kid.

  40. Narc Zito

    May 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    You’re right, Ron.  People do hate fucking women.  Especially Fez.  Get it?  Boo.

  41. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Forget the cover story, whats this about France…. and… Chrisket too. Where are we Europe?!

    • MikekWackbag

      May 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm

       @OptichrisPrime 
       
      Yeah.  What’s up with Chrisket?
       
      u tool.

      • OptichrisPrime

        May 11, 2012 at 10:04 am

         @MikekWackbag Fcuk yew Meik! Yoor a reel dooshe!

      • OptichrisPrime

        May 11, 2012 at 10:09 am

         @MikekWackbag Fcuk yew Meik! Yoor a reel dooshe! 😛

  42. TBVickroy

    May 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Is this the Japanese fuck
    Pillow story again?

  43. HoneydewWilkins

    May 10, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    God of Cricket?! That’s blasphemous! Time is in deep shit now.

  44. jerkstoresean

    May 10, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    In the winter he climbs back inside of her for warmth

  45. FanBoy1

    May 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I was a similac man myself……. Chemicals from Birth I say.

  46. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    You know that print is dead when….

  47. Bronzebomber

    May 10, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Hot and completely insane.  Where have I seen this before?

    • Mark D

      May 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm

       @Bronzebomber Game of thrones

  48. sugarcoatednutsack

    May 10, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Big Pharma is behind this ‘war’ on breastfeeding. Baby formula and baby supplements are big business. Breast is best and FREE!

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 10, 2012 at 1:36 pm

       @sugarcoatednutsack Yeah, its a conspiricy, maaaaaan. Just like Roswell, JFK, the mole people, reverse vampyres and the lunar landing.

      • sugarcoatednutsack

        May 10, 2012 at 2:19 pm

        You spelled conspiracy wrong. At least spell check your insults.

      • OptichrisPrime

        May 11, 2012 at 10:03 am

         @sugarcoatednutsack You mad bro?

      • MikekWackbag

        May 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm

         @OptichrisPrime 
         
        Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “Behind the scenes” of the cover with links to the articles: http://lightbox.time.com/2012/05/10/parenting/

  50. FLprodriver66

    May 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    NOT good for the daddy since she’s always going to complain about her tender nipples

  51. FLprodriver66

    May 10, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    NOT good for the daddy since she’s always going to complain about her tender nipples …..Thanks Son!?

  52. bmqq316

    May 10, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    That kid does not go with that outfit she’s wearing.

  53. HabibHaddad

    May 10, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Pictures of Fez as a young man.

    • Narc Zito

      May 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

       @HabibHaddad Before he knew, you mean?

      • HabibHaddad

        May 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

         @Narc Zito Does he know yet?

  54. shrekkalove

    May 10, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    This creeps me out.  I mean, who dresses their kid in camo cargo pants? Ugh.

  55. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    I’m kinda of the mindset that if you have to read endless “how-to” books on raising children or want to subscribe to someone else’s parenting philosophy regardless of their credentials…you are well on your way to being a failure as a parent.

  56. Pool Keepers Son

    May 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    wait till that kid doesnt need the chair to reach that tit

  57. MikekWackbag

    May 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Fuck everything about that.

  58. Pool Keepers Son

    May 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    does he feed and play xbox with his mom at the same time

    • Mikfin

      May 10, 2012 at 2:50 pm

       @Pool Keepers Son No he feeds and plays with her box at the same time.  That’s what I’d do.

  59. OptichrisPrime

    May 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Is it me or does that kid have a bit of a gut? He should see if the other side is skim, also is that kid a giant or is she a dwarf?

    • MikekWackbag

      May 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm

       @OptichrisPrime 
       
      That’s about normal for a 3-year old, IME.

    • Mark D

      May 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm

       @OptichrisPrime If your mom was feeding you from one of those you’d have a gut too. 

  60. Tonedelux

    May 10, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    at what point is this incest? c’mon, can she please adopt me. looks like there’s room for one more

  61. Franklin97

    May 10, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Future serial rapist.

  62. FLprodriver66

    May 10, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Oooo… Time Magazine?…..EDGY!!!!

  63. notbrennan

    May 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    lucky

  64. Mark D

    May 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Is it creepier if she had a daughter instead of a son?
     

    • Narc Zito

      May 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

       @Mark D You, sir, are anti-lesbian.

    • Mikfin

      May 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

       @Mark D Hell no, That would be even hotter.  Well it would if the daughter were 16.  

      • Mark D

        May 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

         @Mikfin Well played 

  65. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 10, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    Is 45 to old, a little in my coffee? I can’t really motor boat those things now can I

  66. Ftooth

    May 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    This article was labeled wrong. Should have been labeled “3:00 Snack: fuck the sippy cup”

  67. rexdart936

    May 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Poor Fez will never look at this page.

  68. sodaman

    May 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Hey little boy … MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!!!!

  69. rexdart936

    May 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    I wonder what her nipples taste like.  Butterscotch or lemons?

    • nukkylies

      May 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm

       @rexdart936 prolly more like adderall and xanax

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am

       @rexdart936 Probably cheese & a 3 year old’s dried snot. That would be my guess…

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am

       @rexdart936 Cheese & a 3 year old’s dried snot. That would be my guess…

  70. TyWanon

    May 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    By her build, it looks like she must Lactate No_Fat Milk, except that 3y/o is Huge

  71. Beer

    May 11, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Best callback from first Ron and fez I ever heard…about Ron’s breast feeding sister I think…fez saw it and ran out of the restaurant and someone called him a fairy

  72. OptichrisPrime

    May 11, 2012 at 11:12 am

    That’s not even his mom!

  73. OptichrisPrime

    May 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    That’s not even her kid!

  74. WearBear

    May 12, 2012 at 6:43 am

    That kid’s not gonna have issues!
     

  75. youtube views

    May 16, 2012 at 3:31 am

    I ever heard…about Ron’s breast feeding sister I think…fez saw it and ran out of the restaurant and someone called him a fairy