Tiger Controversy? Nike Ad – Does ‘Winning Take Care of Everything’?

27 Comments

1. 

   LowKeyMike

   March 26, 2013 at 5:54 pm

   does anyone really give a shit?  a week from now, no one will ever talk about this ad again
   • 

     TwizzlesMcNasty

     March 26, 2013 at 5:57 pm

     No! This will follow him to the grave!!!
2. 

   AndrewMorris1

   March 26, 2013 at 5:56 pm

   Well, sorta…ask any nation that ever lost a war
3. 

   XTall

   March 26, 2013 at 5:59 pm

   A gun, car trunk lined in plastic, and a deep body of water can take care of most things.
4. 

   Captain Geech

   March 26, 2013 at 6:01 pm

   I’m outraged!!!!
5. 

   SpeedKills

   March 26, 2013 at 6:08 pm

   You know what takes care of things for celebrities, Time and the people that really give a shit about celebrity news moving on to the next gossip topic. Who cares, he screwed a bunch of chicks that wanted it and got divorced, the same thing as 90% of the rest of the male population would have done if in his position. and I may have underestimated my statistic
6. 

   SpeedKills

   March 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm

   You know what takes care of things for celebrities, Time and the people that really give a shit about celebrity news moving on to the next gossip topic.
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     SpeedKills

     March 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm

     Who cares, he screwed a bunch of chicks that wanted it and got divorced, the same thing as 90% of the rest of the male population would have done if in his position. and I may have underestimated my statistic
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       Amsterclam

       March 26, 2013 at 7:02 pm

       @SpeedKills
        I’m thinking 2% are too religious to stray, 3% are secretly gay, and 1% loves their wife too much.  Let’s call it 94%.
7. 

   turfgrass64

   March 26, 2013 at 6:18 pm

   Controversy? Only if the media manufactures one!
8. 

   Moe Green

   March 26, 2013 at 6:22 pm

   Takes care of the alimony payments.
9. 

   Clover leaf

   March 26, 2013 at 6:22 pm

   In my experience $550 is what it costs to “Take care of everything”
10. 

    Moon Rocks

    March 26, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    “Whining takes care of everything” – Media
11. 

    Toin Coss

    March 26, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Winning and an insatiable appetite for perkin’s Waitresses!?
12. 

    FLprodivider66

    March 26, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Why SURE it does!…We don’t want to stay “Losing” do we??
13. 

    The Pickle

    March 26, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    I’m boycotting golf, Nike, large cats and everything made of wood!!!
14. 

    deliciousv

    March 26, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    Unless you’re worth nearly a billion and have pussy sticking to you like fly paper, you have no point of reference to judge TW. You really DON’T know how you would respond. (unless you said you’d bang until you couldn’t even wash your own dick)
15. 

    Ziggy Stardust

    March 26, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Let’s see “winning” take care of the clap !!
16. 

    rexdart936

    March 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    lawyers guns and money.  lets hope the blade gunner takes TW’s advice to heart.
17. 

    rexdart936

    March 26, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    i hope x pac takes solace in these words of wisdom as he heals his torn anus.
18. 

    cigarsNscotch

    March 26, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    Nike’s new add campaign with Tiger is “Just Don’t Do It Again”
19. 

    K Dubya

    March 26, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    It’s true
20. 

    galactictraveler

    March 27, 2013 at 1:51 am

    Money takes care of everything. !
21. 

    Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 8:32 am

    It’s true.
22. 

    OllieInChicago

    March 27, 2013 at 11:17 am

    Take that, rubes!  He banged every whore he could, wrote a check, and is back on top again.  Brilliant.  And, when he’s 1-putting every green, good luck field.
    • 

      FinkM3

      March 27, 2013 at 1:33 pm

      @OllieInChicago
       1 putting everything is fucking hard. I’m only at 2 putt now
      • 

        OllieInChicago

        March 27, 2013 at 2:12 pm

        @FinkM3 I’m a consistent two-putt too.  I’m scoring a lot of bogeys.

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