Things Overheard From New Zealand Economic Minister’s Staff Right Before Dildo Toss…
A pink dildo hit a high ranking New Zealand politician in the face last week. It was thrown by a protestor who isn’t happy with his performance. We were there, of course, just before it happened and we were able to write down the TOP TEN things overheard from the New Zealand Economic Minister’s staff just before the dildo was tossed at him.
Here they are in no particular order.
‘Of all days to give the Dildo Secret Service the afternoon off’
‘there goes our endorsement from the NDA’
‘maybe stiffer background checks are in order?’
‘swing votes…swing votes’
‘how’d they get that thing through security I wonder?!’
‘you yell “gun” people say “what huh?…you yell “dildo!”…you got a panic on the 4th of July’
‘I thought we said No Dildos…No Dildos?!’
‘back and to the left…thats the spot!’
‘damn you Hillary!’
‘…DILDO!!!’
Watch the video where it all went down.
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