Things College Athletes Shouldn’t Say on Social Media

Did you know that there are companies like UDiligence that monitor various social media networks to keep an eye on college athletes on behalf of universities?  Wait let me rephrase that.  Did you know there are people whose job it is to play INTERNET POLICE?  Yep.  There watching you, just because you can shoot a basketball or throw a football.   They’re keeping tabs on you and every time you use a bad word, you get points.  When you use very bad words you get more points.  It’s kind of like playing scrabble except a) you didn’t ask to play and b) points are bad.

Deadspin.com published the full list of bad words and point values from Ass Ranger to Zoomies along with definitions in case you don’t know what Zoomies are. (We didn’t either).  We posted a few here.  Click over to deadspin to see more.

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Sex talk is frowned upon, especially if it refers to gay sex.

You’ll only get one point for mentioning bj, banged, boner, or boobs.  Dick will get you a point, but dyke will get you three.  You’ll also score three points for talking about 69, anal sex, assfuck, or if you say you are going to “blast a moose” (have sex with an overweight female). Also carpet muncher,  cock, dyke, eating at the Y, fag, and yes, even fag hag will get you three points (although just hag will only score you 1).  Gay is a three pointer because it can be offensive to homosexuals if used in a derogatory manner, and you don’t want to mention the words glory hole or golden shower because they’re three pointers.  Remember the phrase no-homo?  Yeah, don’t use that.  Two points.  Pop da cork is a big no-no and will earn you 3 points, and so will pearl necklace, rape, and scrotum.  You may or may not be familiar with spidaman (sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen on his partner) but it will get you 3 points .

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Alcohol and drug talk will get you into trouble. Particularly watch out for words like stoner, smack, freebase, ex, diddy, crunk, plowed, jeramiah weed and harry buffalo.

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There’s a large section devoted to racial intolerance.  Interestingly slants and slicks are not as bad as spear chuckers and spics.  Any words for white people that are derogatory are also fewer points.

arian 1 Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
arian brotherhood 2 Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
bletto 3 Slang for black & ghetto.
burn a cross 3 Hate crime often associated with a threat from the Ku Klux Klan.
clan 3 Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
coon 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
cracker 1 Offensive slang describing white people.
gook 2 Offensive slang describing Asians.
gouk 2 Offensive slang describing Asians.
jap 2 Offensive slang describing Japanese; or, can be an acronym for Jewish American Princess, referring to young, spoiled Jewish female.
jewbag 2 Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
kike 3 Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
KKK 3 Acronym for the Ku Klux Klan, a hate group dedicated white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
Klan 3 Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kracker 1 Offensive slang describing white people.
Ku Klux Klan 3 Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kyke 3 Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
monkey 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nazi 3 Hate group often associated with white supremacy; or the Hitler’s political party responsible for the extermination of Jews and other minorities during WWII.
negro 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
ngro 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nig 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
niger 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nigga 3 Slang often used by African-Americans to describe other African-Americans who are their friends.
nigger 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
racist 1 Term describing someone who exhibits intollerance toward other races.
redneck 1 Term describing someone who is uneducated and exhibits intollerance toward other races.
sand nigga 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sand nigger 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigga 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigger 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
slant 2 Offensive slang describing Asians.
slicks 2 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
slope 2 Offensive slang describing Asians.
spear chucker 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spearchucker 3 Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spic 3 Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spick 3 Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spik 3 Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
towel head 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
towelhead 3 Offensive slang describing Arabs.
wigger 3 Slang for a caucasian male trying to immulate African American hip hop culture by embracing bling fashion and thug lifestyle.
zipper 3 Offensive slang describing Asians.
zips 3 Offensive slang describing Asians.

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Not surprisingly there’s also  an entire section devoted to words related to fuck.

Fucked 3 Slightly worse than “screwed” or” hosed”
Fucker 3 Slang for someone who upset you for some reason
fuckin 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckin’a 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckina 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucking 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckinga 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckna 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucktard 3 Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
fucku 3 Slightly worse than “screw you”.
fukin’a 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukina 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuking 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukna 3 Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuku 3 Slightly worse than “screw you”.