They Almost Got Anderson Cooper!


CNN’s Anderson Cooper ducks when an explosion happens nearby during a live report from Gaza City on November 18, 2012.

Found on liveleak.com.

70 Comments

  1. Anthony From California

    November 19, 2012 at 1:45 am

    I don’t believe him, for all we know he’s with Fez and Paul O living it up at gay sex clubs in the village.

  2. Anthony From California

    November 19, 2012 at 1:47 am

    I don’t buy it, for all we know he’s with Fez and Paul O living it up at gay sex clubs in the village.

    • Orman

      November 19, 2012 at 2:04 am

      @Anthony From California I bet the Silver Fox didn’t get turned down by an Asian twins

    • Orman

      November 19, 2012 at 2:06 am

      You can be damn sure the Silver Fox ain’t getting shot down….unless its by Israeli.

  3. Judge Smails

    November 19, 2012 at 2:27 am

    C’mon, getting banged from behind is no big deal to our man, Anderson.   Whether its Gaza or Chelsea, he can take it like a pro.

  4. indpendnt

    November 19, 2012 at 3:05 am

    FUCK, they missed that liberal cunt!

    • Orman

      November 19, 2012 at 3:12 am

      @indpendnt Troll

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 3:27 am

        @Orman WOW! you are a virtual thesaurus! You should be in bed, your short yellow limousine gets there pretty early!

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 6:11 am

        @indpendnt Aw, what’s the matter fella?  The lot lizards not biting tonight?

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:19 pm

        @Orman Told your wife you went to bed, so she left the drivers cab next to me. She’ll be home soon, wouldn’t kiss her if I were you.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 12:38 pm

        @indpendnt HAHAHAHA That’s terrific.  That’s terrific.

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm

        @Orman some cuckolds like that!

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 12:47 pm

        @indpendnt wait for it…..wait for it.  Time for a juvenile response….You would know wouldn’t you!

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm

        @Orman just getting better on each response you aren’t doing!

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 8:44 am

      @indpendnt Whay did he ever do to you?

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 19, 2012 at 10:49 am

      @indpendnt
       Where did you get the name indpentdnt?  Certainly not from your political views….. did you recently move out of your mom’s basement?

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm

        @BadNewsJeff Actually it refers to a view different from any 1 party, unlike you, I have an ability to decide for myself, unlike you Lib. needing a party and the media to tell you what to think.

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        @indpendnt  @BadNewsJeff yeah Jeff you fucking Lib, whatever the hell that means

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 1:09 pm

        @K Dubya  @BadNewsJeff you must’v gotten the Socialist Public Education That @orman is SOOOOO proud of. It means liberal, thought it was obvious! lol

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

        @indpendnt  @BadNewsJeff  @orman Yeah, fucking stupid ass with an education…wait what?

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm

        @K Dubya  @BadNewsJeff  @orman I never said it was quality like your comments!

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 1:15 pm

        @indpendnt  @BadNewsJeff  @orman I am rubber and you are glue…

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 1:16 pm

        @K Dubya  @BadNewsJeff  @orman OUCH!

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 1:25 pm

        @indpendnt  @BadNewsJeff  @orman I am an OG dude, I don’t mess around!

      • BadNewsJeff

        November 19, 2012 at 1:43 pm

        @indpendnt
         I’ve never seen you side with anything but the Republican party line.  I must have missed all of your well thought out, original, forward-thinking idea-filled posts.  Somehow I keep catching your “FUCK they missed that liberal cunt!” type posts.  Must be a timing issue….

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm

        @BadNewsJeff  @indpendnt Jeff you and your ficking Lib views are starting to piss me off, you’re so dumb you must have gone to school… 😛

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

        @K Dubya  @BadNewsJeff I side with a conservative view physcally, But I could care less about abortion or gay getting married, you’ll answer for your actions. Just like I will for mine. But, FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT ME TO FOOT THE BILL!

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 1:56 pm

        @K Dubya  @BadNewsJeff Also, Iwould never really want anyone to be physically hurt. Some crude humor maybe.

      • BadNewsJeff

        November 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm

        @indpendnt  @K Dubya
         So you’re a physcall conservative.  I guess I can respect that….

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm

        @BadNewsJeff  @indpendnt  @K Dubya Damn me and my public education for allowing me to understand the humor in this.

      • Orman

        November 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm

        @BadNewsJeff  @indpendnt  @K Dubya Phucking phunny

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 10:27 pm

        @Orman  @BadNewsJeff  @indpendnt I am glad someone gets it

  5. FLprodivider66

    November 19, 2012 at 3:19 am

    “Geek” Seeking Missile??

  6. AndreFromCanada

    November 19, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Next he had a 5 minute long giggle fit.

  7. madtowntom

    November 19, 2012 at 6:50 am

    gay-dar guided rocket, my bet is on the j-dams

  8. TemporalGrid

    November 19, 2012 at 7:47 am

    That’s gonna cut into his action hero image.

  9. Toin Coss

    November 19, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I remember that same move from his reporting of the first Gulf War!?

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 8:43 am

      @Toin Coss Has he been around that long?

      • Toin Coss

        November 19, 2012 at 10:44 am

        @K Dubya he started at ABC in 1990. I may have confused him with Wolf Blitzer. That is so easy to do. They look so much alike ….yuck. I must have dreamt it.

      • notbubba

        November 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm

        @Toin Coss  @KHe started on Channel One. that shitty news show they showed in study hall and homeroom. that was early ’90’s

      • indpendnt

        November 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm

        @notbubba  @Toin Coss  @K I know a fan when I see one!

    • madtowntom

      November 19, 2012 at 7:24 pm

      @Toin Coss maybe your thinking of ‘ the scud stud ‘ art kent ? had to look that one up T.C., good call though

  10. Burley

    November 19, 2012 at 8:45 am

    he’s not gay, his boyfriend is !!

  11. ecupirate

    November 19, 2012 at 9:09 am

    The shit on his dick spilled down his leg?
     
    I like anderson  he seems like a good news reader

  12. seamus98

    November 19, 2012 at 9:14 am

    he can thank his mommy for his career

  13. Jerry65

    November 19, 2012 at 9:54 am

    A scare like that can turn your hair white!

  14. Pool Keepers Son

    November 19, 2012 at 10:07 am

    For the record, it’s my call. Dump everything you’ve got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It’s a lovely fucking war. Bravo Six out.

  15. Scott From Jersey

    November 19, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Usually he takes the shot to the face

  16. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Not what he had in mind when he wanted to be on the business end of a hot rocket !!

  17. galactictraveler

    November 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    He almost got fagged ! Ooops I mean fragged !

  18. IggyBoston

    November 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    According to the reddit detectives it was within a quarter mile away

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 7:03 pm

      @IggyBoston that is pretty fucking close, I would have ducked too

  19. harlequincy

    November 19, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Anderson Pooper

  20. OllieInChicago

    November 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I wish he would have lost all professionalism and went all Lt. Dan on Hamas.  “You call that a bomb?”

    • harlequincy

      November 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm

      @OllieInChicago climbs the news van antenna

      • OllieInChicago

        November 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm

        @harlequincy I think he made his peace with Abu Nazir.

  21. jerkstoresean

    November 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    He’s used to getting goosed after ducking a couple of times

  22. Clover leaf

    November 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Speed of sound in feet per second 1116 Flash of explosion occurs at 21 seconds sound from explosion reaches Anderson at just before the 23 second mark. Detonation is ~ 2200 feet away AKA too fucking close.

    • OllieInChicago

      November 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm

      @Clover leaf Even if you’re lying…it’s still impressive arithmetic.

      • Clover leaf

        November 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm

        @OllieInChicago The only reason I know it is from reloading subsonic Handgun rounds and supersonic rifle rounds for hunting deer.

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 7:02 pm

        @Clover leaf  @OllieInChicago You hunt deer with a handgun? What are you shooting, .357 or .45 magnum? It would have to be something with a little extra powder. With something like .45 acp you would have to almost sneak up those bushy tailed mother fuckers at point blank

      • Clover leaf

        November 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

        @K Dubya  @OllieInChicago Nah I Load Rifle rounds in .270

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      @Clover leaf We used to call that danger close back in my day

  23. JAFO1966

    November 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    I’d tell CNN to suck it if the tried to send me over there

    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 1:22 pm

      Only if you do the DX chop!

  24. Beer

    November 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    He almost assploded!

  25. creepboot45

    November 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    It was just “Jew-thunder”.

  26. easzy8

    November 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Come to find out the explosion was just a falafel left in a microwave to long

  27. Beer Goggles

    November 20, 2012 at 2:10 am

    he got blasted from behind

  28. HomoQueersicle

    November 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

    God damn cum dodger. Stand still!!!