The Worst Commute

if you are one of the masses that live in cities all around the United States, then odds are, you hate your commute to work. Delays. Overcrowding. Rate hikes. It’s all bad. But our commutes look great compared to a trip through the Tokyo public transit system. German photographer Michael Wolf took photos of the squishy commute that is the Tokyo underground.

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  1. Gunner

    November 19, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Ohh, wook a rike a sahdines!

  2. wfks

    November 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Result of free health care

  3. Foggy_Otis

    November 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    Tokyo!? More like Gropyo!

  4. Jerry65

    November 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    With all that rumbling so close together, how many guys ” finish” before the next stop?

  5. filler

    November 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    do you know how quickly this would turn violent in America?

  6. edrooney

    November 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    I wonder how many Yen a person pushing crew makes.  It must be terrible when you start to lose your shove.  First it’s a couple of people left on the platform, then it’s a dozen.  Soon, there is comfort on the trains.  Then you get shitcanned and end up with ribbons of shame.

  7. Pool Keepers Son

    November 19, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    This is where we’re headed

  8. Jerry65

    November 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    The best part is the train door is only 4 feet high

  9. bmqq316

    November 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    I don’t care if he was wearing white gloves, that attendant got himself a couple hand fulls of tit.

  10. treekiller

    November 19, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    I remember visiting Hawaii and  these mindless people would try to jam all into one elevator, with no concept there was another one in the bank of 6 right behind it.  being 12″ taller and twice the weight of the average Jap, I Just ended up pushing 4-5 out and looked at them pointed at the other elevators and said “NEXT ONE!”

  11. madtowntom

    November 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    guess i gotta quench that yen to go visit !?

  12. madtowntom

    November 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    guess that yen i have to visit came be put off, still beats the shit outta riding on the roofof a bus or train in mumbai !?

  13. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Only those that enjoy anal should take the window spot.

  14. Igglesphan

    November 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Hey Tokyo ( not a reference to the gayest song ever)  Think about adding more trains or flextime…of course it doesn’t matter since your citizens have no soul  (if this was South Korea….Id have to giver deference to Kokomo Joe)

  15. fezitorium

    November 19, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    No wonder all their porn features rape.

  16. seamus98

    November 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    insert racist Japanese eye joke here

  17. FLprodivider66

    November 20, 2012 at 3:41 am

    “Hey, I’ve got an itch, can you get it for me?” Or, “Sir that had bettter be a your wallet I’m feeling pressed up against my ass!??” Hehe

  18. FLprodivider66

    November 20, 2012 at 3:44 am

    “Hey, I’ve got an itch, can you get it for me?” Or, “Sir that had bettter be your wallet I’m feeling pressed up against my ass!??” Hehe

  19. galactictraveler

    November 20, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Why don’t these people fight back? What are they yellow or something !

  20. Guilty Bystander

    November 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Human veal.

  21. EdFromjersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Can’t escape the train farts…

  22. BadNewsJeff

    November 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    This is an absolute nightmare!  I wouldn’t get on that train if the next stop was the land of milk and honey.  I saw a video of turkeys getting treated better last week.

  23. Aria Taint

    November 20, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I thought SEPTA was bad but wholly unintentional butt fucks that was horrible!!

  24. The RandF Workhorse

    November 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    What kind of a fucking animal would let themselves get treated like that? Just because they aren’t yelling and jumping up and down doesn’t mean they aren’t all SAVAGES.

  25. The RandF Workhorse

    November 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    It’s amazing how other countries shit on the US, but they treat their own people like that.  I had a friend just return from India and he explained the crowd control used at some of their religious holy sites, it was appalling and prison-like.

  26. HomoQueersicle

    November 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    The Japanese Jim Norton getting shoved in around :08 is classic. I thing you can hear him sigh out all the air in his lungs to fit.