The Universe Will Be Destroyed. Earth Doomed.

The End is near, well not all that near but still, it will end. The Milky Way is on a head-on collision with Andromeda and the two galaxies will be destroyed.  The good news is that any evidence of the TV show Two and a Half Men will be destroyed with it.

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  1. archg2

    May 31, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    and the sun is going to explode in 5000 years or wateva, makes you stop and say: what;s the point of all this?

    • Kevin Dubya

      May 31, 2012 at 9:01 pm

       @archg2 I am pretty sure it’s pussy

  2. Binary Daoist

    May 31, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I think our Sol will only last another another 5 billion years anyway so… Maybe by then we will have freed ourselves from the shackles of Earth.

  3. TBVickroy

    May 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    Oh snap! When this going to happen? Hopefully after the Dark Knight Rises premieres.

  4. TyWanon

    May 31, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    I better set my Alarm Clock so i don’t miss the end of the world…..I would hate to wake up Dead

    • Narc Zito

      May 31, 2012 at 9:45 pm

       @TyWanon Megadeth reference?

      • TyWanon

        May 31, 2012 at 9:47 pm

        @Narc Zito Mega More like a Mega Dumb Reference

      • Narc Zito

        May 31, 2012 at 9:54 pm

         @TyWanon  @Narc Raise the fist, dude.

  5. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 31, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    And Rapture Macho Man is no longer with us. FUCK!

  6. Toin Coss

    May 31, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Damn I better pack my go bag!? /?!

  7. ecupirate

    May 31, 2012 at 8:25 pm


  8. Ojisan

    May 31, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    We are living on a spinning ball of rock that orbits around a giant ball of fire that could explode at anytime, this shit don’t even scare me anymore.

  9. kylechristo4

    May 31, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    This is just further evidence of the greatness of God’s design. #ThingsKirkCameronWouldSay

  10. Kevin Dubya

    May 31, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Galactic chicken, just like Footloose! 

    • Narc Zito

      May 31, 2012 at 9:44 pm

       @Kevin Dubya Cum Juice.

  11. AlPal

    May 31, 2012 at 9:21 pm


  12. The Real Big Ed

    May 31, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    I’m getting a bunch more credit cards and going OFF!

  13. Narc Zito

    May 31, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I can see the car ads now.  “Only 7 billion years until the end of the world!  Get your Prius now!  Save the environment!”

  14. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 31, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Is it to soon to start living out meloncolia?

  15. jerkstoresean

    May 31, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    I have no idea what happened in the video. Looks like a lava lamp to me

  16. jerkstoresean

    May 31, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Who named these galaxies? Andromeda sounds much more official than Milky Way

    • Recyclerz

      June 1, 2012 at 12:42 am

      Corporate sponsorship dude.

    • Dash Riprock

      June 2, 2012 at 7:54 am

       @jerkstoresean It could be worse.  We could be the Clark Bar galaxy.

  17. theblakeri

    May 31, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    we’re a part of the sagittarius dwarf galaxy and have been merging with the milky way for probably as long as blow hard has been bitter and pepper a gambling deviant.

  18. Franklin97

    May 31, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Just enough time to finish off this great stash of stuff I have been smoking and jam out with Floyd. What a party.

  19. TyWanon

    May 31, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Fuck …this stressed me out… can i accomplish my bucklist before time runs out?

  20. edwardianjackal

    June 1, 2012 at 2:11 am – however if you play Crystal Gayle’s “Magic” over the video, it kinda makes sense.

  21. cal5000

    June 1, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Gods trying to kills us!