The James Bond Awards

According to, Bond had his biggest weekend of all time making the family that has the rights to the Bond franchise even richer. It’s like their father left them the right to just print money.  In honor of the release of Skyfall, and 50 Years of Bond Films, here are some of our favorite Bond moments.

1.  Best Bond Theme Song:  Thunderball



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2.  Best Foot Chase:  Casino Royale



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3.  Best “Bond.  James Bond.” Line:  Dr. No



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4.   Best Opening Helicopter Scene: Goldfinger



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5.  Most Uncomfortable Scene:  Casino Royale Torture Scene



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6.  Best Ski Scene:  For Your Eyes Only



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7.   Best Boat Chase:  Live and Let Die



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8.  Best Sex Scene:  GoldenEye




  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 11, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    What about worst Bond… Timothy Dalton?

    • K Dubya

      November 11, 2012 at 10:46 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn I think you mean best!

      • ScumbagSteve

        November 11, 2012 at 11:58 pm

        @K Dubya  @Cletus from Brooklyn No, he meant worst. It’s the third word of his first sentence.

    • SkilledDayLabor

      November 12, 2012 at 12:43 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn Agreed the lowest point in Bond history

    • FredLee

      November 13, 2012 at 8:29 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn Did you forget about George Lazenby or Bond in Space?

  2. K Dubya

    November 11, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Which one is it that has Christopher Walken as the blond haired bad guy with the blimp, that’s my favorite. I also like the one where Wayne newton sells cocaine mixed with gasoline.
    God these movies stink!

    • cal5000

      November 12, 2012 at 2:31 am

      @K Dubya A View to a Kill was the one with Walken–great theme song by Duran Duran. License to Kill was the one with Newton–terrible movie.

  3. HomoQueersicle

    November 11, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Call me crazy but my favorite Bond film is License to Kill.

    • AndreFromCanada

      November 12, 2012 at 10:04 am

      @HomoQueersicle Is that the one with the Beastie Boys?

  4. shrekkalove

    November 11, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    I guess I should watch a Bond movie…

  5. Anthony From California

    November 11, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Peter Sellers should get a honorable mention.

  6. FLprodivider66

    November 12, 2012 at 6:51 am

    Bond: “That looks like a woman’s gun”
    Girl: “Do you know a lot about guns? Mr…?”
    Bond: No, but I know a lot about women..Bond, James Bond”……Ha! Fucking guy’s the coolest!!

  7. Toin Coss

    November 12, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Best dialogue in a Bond Film…Goldfinger….”Do you expect me to talk….No Mister Bond.  I expect you to die.”

  8. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 8:46 am

    No gadgets or cars on this list?

  9. seamus98

    November 12, 2012 at 9:03 am

    live and let die is the best bond song,jackass

  10. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Saw the new one last night. Really liked it. It’s the new Bond you love with some nice nods to the Bond of yesteryear.
    Also includes the line “A Storm is Coming”.

  11. AssWhack!

    November 12, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Best theme song has to View to a kill.

  12. AssWhack!

    November 12, 2012 at 9:55 am

    The best James Bond line is when Rogger Moore finishes fucking a Chinese girl and asks’ “Why do Chinese women taste different?” the Chinese girls answers, “Chinese grils taste better.” And then James says, “No. Not better, just deffernet.”

    • DeathProof

      November 12, 2012 at 1:56 pm

      @AssWhack! Then she yells, “This duck still live!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. SkoobaDoo

    November 12, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Did PaulO make this list?

  14. Roadrash Hicks

    November 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Fez crying to James Bond soundtrack music rules!

  15. queenelisabeth

    November 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    best ski scene was from ‘The Spy who loved me”

  16. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Fez Whatley in “Poop Finger”

  17. AaronInDunedin

    November 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Best space sex scene – MoonRaker