The Brooklyn Nets New Mascot Is Batman With a Shield

The days of furry and cuddly sports mascots are apparently over.  The Brooklyn Nets introduced their new mascot, “The Brooklyn Knight”.  He’s a superhero who would look a lot more super if he didn’t have to wait while someone unhooks the cables that he used to descend from the ceiling.

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  1. AnthonyLoman

    November 9, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    That is gayer thant two dicks fuckin another dick.

    • Recyclerz

      November 9, 2012 at 6:15 pm

       They should have used the comic book  hero “Super Ray” from Galafanakis’ character in Bored to Death

  2. John in va

    November 9, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    Well now we that fezz is really gay and what he does at night….he fezz is a mascot for the Brooklyn nets

  3. Recyclerz

    November 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Yeah, I doubt that Jay Z signed off on that…

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    I’m embarrassed for the fans…so stupid!

  5. Linuxdood

    November 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    The WWF  called and wants their mascot back.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

      @Linuxdood Hopefully his career ends the same way Owen Hart’s did.

      • ShowerBench

        November 9, 2012 at 6:30 pm

        @AnthonyLoman  @Linuxdoodat least HE did the unhooking well in advance

  6. chipnicodemus

    November 9, 2012 at 6:34 pm


  7. shotaboogray

    November 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    I was hoping for Fartman.

  8. Ziggy Stardust

    November 9, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Where’s FEMA MAN ??

  9. AndreFromCanada

    November 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Who needs a cable if they have rocket feet? I don’t think this hero is all that super.

  10. Johnesteele

    November 9, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I got chills…..of the douche variety.

  11. Judge Smails

    November 9, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    He’s the hero that Nets fans deserve.

  12. Foggy_Otis

    November 9, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    First off, that’s just plain embarassing. Secondly, the “superhero” would look more menacing if he wasn’t dwarfed by the guy unhooking him. N

  13. Animal House Rules

    November 9, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Wow …looks like the nets spent some serious money on that costume….must paid about what  $5.75 for it?  nice…

  14. zel

    November 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    I’m pretty sure the power rangers can handle this one.

  15. Scott From Jersey

    November 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Blackman  mascot for the Brooklyn Ness

  16. Beer

    November 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    They should have got goatse..

  17. SkilledDayLabor

    November 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm


  18. RFGvac

    November 9, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    That’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen from a professional sports team.  It reeks of minor league silliness.

  19. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Well JayZ can’t get everything right

  20. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I think superfly would have been a better choice

  21. WhiteyBrown

    November 9, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    that shit is whack

  22. Million Bucks

    November 9, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Not gay at all. I could be wrong.

  23. frankcapo722

    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    THAT’S how you come down from the rafters Owen Hart. Idiot…..

  24. Mr Nelson

    November 10, 2012 at 12:32 am

    damn, negative cool points for sure.  Brooklyn nets should’ve just been above the whole mascot shit.

  25. nullzero00

    November 10, 2012 at 7:31 am

    i thought Jay Z was their mascot?
    i wonder if he will do battle with the Knicks’ mascot, Spike Lee…

  26. Pockitos Gigantes

    November 10, 2012 at 9:39 am

    duh duh… eh, whatever.

  27. CentaurSlayer

    November 10, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I’m not watching any NBA games until the Riddler is a mascot

  28. tommy-o

    November 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    i’m glad to see The Gimp from Pulp Fiction found a new job.

  29. bodyslam911

    November 11, 2012 at 5:40 am

    I think the guys at Marvel helped make the design, I saw something at their website last week about it I thing it is spelled BrooklyKnight

  30. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 11, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Holy fuck. 400 miles away and I’m embarrassed for them.

  31. yotaruvegeta

    November 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I hope he pulls an Owen Hart.