The Brooklyn Nets New Mascot Is Batman With a Shield


The days of furry and cuddly sports mascots are apparently over.  The Brooklyn Nets introduced their new mascot, “The Brooklyn Knight”.  He’s a superhero who would look a lot more super if he didn’t have to wait while someone unhooks the cables that he used to descend from the ceiling.

Found on sports.yahoo.com

34 Comments

  1. AnthonyLoman

    November 9, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    That is gayer thant two dicks fuckin another dick.

    • Recyclerz

      November 9, 2012 at 6:15 pm

      @AnthonyLoman
       They should have used the comic book  hero “Super Ray” from Galafanakis’ character in Bored to Death

  2. John in va

    November 9, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    Well now we that fezz is really gay and what he does at night….he fezz is a mascot for the Brooklyn nets
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  3. Recyclerz

    November 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Yeah, I doubt that Jay Z signed off on that…

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    I’m embarrassed for the fans…so stupid!

  5. Linuxdood

    November 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    The WWF  called and wants their mascot back.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

      @Linuxdood Hopefully his career ends the same way Owen Hart’s did.

      • ShowerBench

        November 9, 2012 at 6:30 pm

        @AnthonyLoman  @Linuxdoodat least HE did the unhooking well in advance

  6. chipnicodemus

    November 9, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    SHOCKMASTER 2.0

  7. shotaboogray

    November 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    I was hoping for Fartman.

  8. Ziggy Stardust

    November 9, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Where’s FEMA MAN ??

  9. AndreFromCanada

    November 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Who needs a cable if they have rocket feet? I don’t think this hero is all that super.

  10. Johnesteele

    November 9, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I got chills…..of the douche variety.

  11. Judge Smails

    November 9, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    He’s the hero that Nets fans deserve.

  12. Foggy_Otis

    November 9, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    First off, that’s just plain embarassing. Secondly, the “superhero” would look more menacing if he wasn’t dwarfed by the guy unhooking him. N

  13. Animal House Rules

    November 9, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Wow …looks like the nets spent some serious money on that costume….must paid about what  $5.75 for it?  nice…

  14. zel

    November 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    I’m pretty sure the power rangers can handle this one.

  15. Scott From Jersey

    November 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Blackman  mascot for the Brooklyn Ness

  16. Beer

    November 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    They should have got goatse..

  17. SkilledDayLabor

    November 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Ooooookay…

  18. RFGvac

    November 9, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    That’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen from a professional sports team.  It reeks of minor league silliness.

  19. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Well JayZ can’t get everything right

  20. Pool Keepers Son

    November 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I think superfly would have been a better choice

  21. WhiteyBrown

    November 9, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    that shit is whack

  22. Million Bucks

    November 9, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Not gay at all. I could be wrong.

  23. frankcapo722

    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    THAT’S how you come down from the rafters Owen Hart. Idiot…..

  24. Mr Nelson

    November 10, 2012 at 12:32 am

    damn, negative cool points for sure.  Brooklyn nets should’ve just been above the whole mascot shit.

  25. nullzero00

    November 10, 2012 at 7:31 am

    i thought Jay Z was their mascot?
    i wonder if he will do battle with the Knicks’ mascot, Spike Lee…

  26. Pockitos Gigantes

    November 10, 2012 at 9:39 am

    duh duh… eh, whatever.

  27. CentaurSlayer

    November 10, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I’m not watching any NBA games until the Riddler is a mascot

  28. tommy-o

    November 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    i’m glad to see The Gimp from Pulp Fiction found a new job.

  29. bodyslam911

    November 11, 2012 at 5:40 am

    I think the guys at Marvel helped make the design, I saw something at their website last week about it I thing it is spelled BrooklyKnight

  30. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 11, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Holy fuck. 400 miles away and I’m embarrassed for them.

  31. yotaruvegeta

    November 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I hope he pulls an Owen Hart.