The Blade Runner’s Brother is on Trial for Murder Too


He drove his car into a woman on a motorcycle 3 years ago which resulted in her death. His lawyer says he was sober at the time so he should be getting off. At least they’re both out on bail so they can carpool together to court.

Read more at cnn.com.

12 Comments

  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    February 24, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    He was tired of his brother constantly getting all the attention…

  2. Binary Daoist

    February 24, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Was the woman his girlfriend?

  3. Spiderpork

    February 24, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Let me guess; she didn’t have arms?

  4. JonNockels

    February 24, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    It must “run” in the family. Get it? Fuckin homerun Chippa

  5. K Dubya

    February 24, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    Is Nkpile really someones name?

  6. HorrorFighter

    February 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Maybe they can kick it in the same cell. Oh. Wait.

  7. The Real Big Ed

    February 24, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    In fairness, he thought she was a burglar.

  8. FLprodivider66

    February 25, 2013 at 6:37 am

    Haha…This family’s killing it!

  9. Joe Davola

    February 25, 2013 at 7:21 am

    Only in Pretoria!

  10. BadNewsJeff

    February 25, 2013 at 10:48 am

    Is everyone in South Africa facing murder charges?

  11. Punk0

    February 25, 2013 at 11:02 am

    My accidents are things like pissing in the clothes hamper when I’m wasted.  These motherfuckers’ ‘accidents’ are chipping away at the world’s pussy reserves.

  12. Docintoxicated

    February 25, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Looks like the murder gene drags itself around on it’s stubs in the family.