Thank God!!! It’s the Ass Cleavage Dress!


Finally a fashion forward that puts emphasis on the backward. Men will be taking more strolls now that the fashion world has finally put emphasis on ass cleavage. Thank God, Thank Muhammad, Thank Buddha,
and thank you Tom Cruise.

Read the story at buzzfeed.com.

55 Comments

  1. andy rogers

    February 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

    if the girl is a bit too short for this dress, she might be in danger of ass rape… who am i kidding? if she’s wearing this, she’s probably a victim of daddy rape.

  2. Trace M

    February 11, 2012 at 12:45 am

    I like it! What took so long? Great access point as well.

  3. Ramon

    February 11, 2012 at 5:19 am

    Very practical. So much easier to drop a load.

  4. Skippy

    February 11, 2012 at 9:52 am

    better for stippers to service their clients in the club’s with and can also be a tax deduction

  5. Art

    February 11, 2012 at 10:03 am

    It even looks great on this 40-year-old tranny.

  6. shag-a-whitter

    February 11, 2012 at 10:32 am

    It makes pooping a snap!

  7. Kendall in Texas

    February 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Sir Mix-A-Lot approved.

  8. A.J.

    February 11, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Say goodbye to skid marks!

  9. Fuqwon

    February 11, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Didn’t the cowboys rock that look back in the eighteen-hundreds?

  10. Jamols73

    February 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    i love it,fez try it on next.

  11. CrazyGeek

    February 12, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Are you not supposed to wear panties with these?

  12. I am no one.

    February 12, 2012 at 9:21 am

    this is what killed whitney houston. you should be so ashamed.

  13. HabibHaddad

    February 12, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Zito’s preferred ensemble for the ‘Cuse fraternity parties!

  14. Andy Iovan

    February 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    look officer, she was ASSking for it

  15. ABQ_Luke

    February 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    My dad is way ahead of the curve he has been rocking ass cleavage for years.

    • Parischarlie

      February 13, 2012 at 8:38 am

      So has my plumber.

  16. MelvinCalvin

    February 12, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    If you turn that dress aroung you can put an end to cameltoe for good.

  17. Anonymous

    February 12, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    For some ladies, this will be putting their best face forward.

  18. c-money

    February 13, 2012 at 6:00 am

    i wonder what inner-voice fez thinks about this

  19. Cletus from Brooklyn

    February 13, 2012 at 8:22 am

    Zito is trilled! Easy access for his buddies without the hassle of pulling down his pants…

  20. Parischarlie

    February 13, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Cool, now we can tip strippers with monopoly money and get away with it!

  21. ManOSteel

    February 13, 2012 at 11:02 am

    How is poor Zito supposed to protect his gaping bung now???!?!?!!?

  22. ElectricDave

    February 13, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Zito asks all his friend to wear this backwards like Kris Kross, so he can have easy access to blow them

  23. ManOSteel

    February 13, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    OF COURSE THAT FUCKIN HOMO ZEETS wouldn’t like this!
    fucking cock smoker!

  24. Rob Dowg

    February 13, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Nothing worse than old lady ass cleavage.

  25. Queen Elisabeth

    February 13, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Now everyone can fully appreciate this girl’s farts

  26. Nicholad

    February 13, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Yeah, that’s very nice. I would not mind walking down the street and seeing that.

  27. Anonymous

    February 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Zito’s dream girl is smeared in shit and farting… yup he’s gay

  28. Bmqq316

    February 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Zito calls these his rest stop pants.

  29. Dalton

    February 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Apparently Zito fucking sucks at wiping his ass properly.

  30. Anonymous

    February 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Do they have that in an man SIZE?

  31. I am no one.

    February 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Is this the Zito pink sock dress?

  32. Anonymous

    February 13, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    The Zito version of ass-less chaps.

  33. AKA Frank White

    February 13, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    baby got crack and cannot lie

  34. Anonymous

    February 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Tell us Zito, how would you like to see your mom’s ass?

  35. Xrftester

    February 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Good access for ass sniffing brown nosers like Zito

  36. Jerseyfatboy

    February 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Sexy dress definately like. I would like to see some brown eye though

  37. Carla Finch

    February 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Is this the NEW and up to date version of the sheet that the Jewish couples use to have sex??

  38. Hemorrhage3d

    February 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Why the fuck does Zito always bring up his MOM? Gay men love their mother. ZITO is gay!!!

  39. Bjinsky

    February 13, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    My boner tells me this is A-OK

  40. Medina

    February 13, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Zito is right. At first the hot chicks would wear it, then the fatties would start trying to pull it off. Just like they make Fat Girl Bikinis.

    PS I didn’t think his singing was that bad.

  41. Hemorrhage3d.com

    February 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    By the way, I LOVE THIS DRESS!!! I’d love to stick my tongue down the back of that dress when she was all sweaty after she had a night of hanging out and partying!

  42. Ezra-san

    February 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    No black women could wear that thing. Those big booties would make that thing look like a napkin!

  43. OP4

    February 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    I’m still waiting for smoke pants.

  44. door4ablanket

    February 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Looks like Vernon Davis on any given Sunday

  45. shinemonkey

    February 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    More like a credit card reader

  46. IzodBucket

    February 13, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    I like it!

  47. John in va

    February 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    This IS FEZ after he gets HOME!!! LOOK CLOSLEY!!! lmfao

  48. cal5000

    February 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    So no more silent but deadly farts for the ladies then?

  49. Anonymous

    February 13, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    they ripped off Zito’s ‘let me shit on your dick’ dress

  50. Anonymous

    February 14, 2012 at 1:26 am

    Can i stick my finger in there?

  51. Brian Hoff

    February 14, 2012 at 11:52 am

    My girlfriend woke up this morning to leave me valentines stuff on my desk and saw that i had googled “Ass Cleavage” before bed last night. Off to a great start this valentines day. I hate this dress.

  52. William F. Baldwin

    February 14, 2012 at 11:53 am

    not recommended for taco day

  53. William F. Baldwin

    February 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

    is that where the doodie comes out?

  54. William F. Baldwin

    February 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

    perfect to view that new tramp stamp