Tentacle Rape: The Game

Thanks to Kickstarter, Soda Pop Miniatures has raised enough money to make the card game Tentacle Bento. Here’s how they describe their groundbreaking new game:

Tentacle Bento is a cheeky, fast playing trick taking card game for 2 to 4 players. Each game puts you in the enviable position of being a horrid, tentacle flailing, slime oozing monster from outer space. Cleverly disguised (of course) as an adorable, and newly enrolled student at Takoashi University, an all-girls school nestled in scenic Japan.

So now we all finally get to live out the dream of being a tentacle monster abducting high school girls. Because watching the videos wasn’t enough, no it’s interactive. YOu also have to remember this game is meant only for those 17 years of age and up. Mature people only can deal with tentacle sex.

Learn more at kickstarter.com.



  1. Toin Coss

    May 17, 2012 at 8:36 am

    The fan boysat Comic Con are gonna eat this up!?/?!

  2. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 17, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Cartoon sex does nothing for me.

    • Kevin Dubya

      May 17, 2012 at 9:38 am

       @Cletus from Brooklyn This is the krispy kreme of tentacle rape

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    May 17, 2012 at 9:06 am

    back to pigtails… is it 3pm yet

  4. jerkstoresean

    May 17, 2012 at 9:10 am

    All of the cards are pixelated for extreme realism

  5. jerkstoresean

    May 17, 2012 at 9:12 am


  6. FLprodriver66

    May 17, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Haha.. the link shows that they had a fundraiser where 622 people gave $30,701 and now shows that the fundraiser was canceled 1 day ago? Good luck getting your money back tentacle freaks!

  7. meddoc21

    May 17, 2012 at 9:55 am

    finally a game with tentacles… now I will wait patiently for the antenna game … then my life will almost complete

  8. HollyGothic

    May 17, 2012 at 11:27 am

    The new Pokemon for the kids

  9. bmqq316

    May 17, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Wow…the Japanese are bait shit crazy.

  10. harlequincy

    May 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    this story should be NSFW with the URL name

  11. taint my problem

    May 17, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I automatically started doing a bad japanese impression

  12. FanBoy1

    May 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    This is what happens when you get bombs dropped on you. BIg ass Bombs.

  13. ElectricDave

    May 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Is Tentacle Rape as bad as Centaur rape?

  14. FanBoy1

    May 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    so Magic the Gathering is out? Pity.

  15. TyWanon

    May 17, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I always wondered what an “Octopus three-way” looked like

  16. TyWanon

    May 17, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I always wondered what an “Octopus three-way” would looked like

  17. TyWanon

    May 17, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I always wondered what an “Octopus three-way” would look like

  18. Beer

    May 18, 2012 at 12:29 am

    Pepper hicks likes tentacle dicks?