Teen Tries to Hold Up Police Station

Keithan Manuel you have brass balls. Dumb as a box of day old donuts…but still …brass balls. Young Kiethan tried to hold up a cop at a police station with nothing but a towel over his dumb-ass pointed finger. He pointed at towel at people who have guns and badges!!! Shit Keithan you are gonna get big laughs in prison. Make sure you headline.

Read more at dfw.cbslocal.com.


  1. TyWanon

    May 8, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    I’ll Be Back!

  2. scruffyscribbler

    May 8, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    what’s he need a towel for… it’s not like he can swim.

  3. FLprodriver66

    May 8, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    Lmao…same kid broke into gumball machines and almost DROWNED… apparently tried to steal more change than he could swim with…

  4. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 8, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    When does a story like this go from funny to sad?!

  5. The Real Big Ed

    May 8, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    If you think about it, this is true efficiency, he’s cut the interim steps and associated middlemen clean out of the transaction… this guys’ MBA material (as further evidenced by his intent to steal).

  6. TyWanon

    May 8, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    He was looking for Sarah Connor

    • TyWanon

      May 8, 2012 at 10:46 pm

      Think i Can Shoe horn one more Terminator Reference in?

  7. Phild2400

    May 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    Nice work asshole

  8. SH4RKYx

    May 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    They should have shot him in his stupid fucking face. Idiot must have been FUCKED on drugs.

  9. TBVickroy

    May 8, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    It’s unfortunate that the dicks he will be raped with in prison will be all too real.

  10. BryanCarnes

    May 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    GTA 4: San’Andumbass

  11. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Don’t mess with Keithan yo! That finger shoots bullets tho!

  12. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 7:53 am

    At least do The Chase and use a candy bar

  13. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Point Break 2: Pointin’ Fingers

  14. meddoc21

    May 9, 2012 at 10:01 am

    this is the guy who should of been beatin to death by cops…. what a dumbfuck

  15. Broxstar

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    He just wanted to go back home to cellblock 8

    • MikekWackbag

      May 9, 2012 at 12:25 pm

      CB4 motherfucka!

  16. rexdart936

    May 9, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Obama Democrats just love to redistribute other people’s wealth. Maybe he should have robbed the dog pound.  Atleast he could have eaten the evidence.

    • nathanpayne29

      May 9, 2012 at 1:00 pm

       @rexdart936 That makes no sense also not funny.

  17. bmqq316

    May 9, 2012 at 11:44 am

    You don’t know where that finger’s been.

  18. KickinIron

    May 9, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Towel teen plot thwarted upload into the black matrix complete…

  19. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    “all right! everybody, be cool! this is a robbery!”

    • scruffyscribbler

      May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

      “any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every mother fucking last one of ya!”

  20. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    But he’s a good kid, his mother says…

  21. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    It was Martin lawerance and he was After a big rock

  22. ElectricDave

    May 9, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Chris’ cell phone is dead silent……..ironically, so is Fez

  23. thebizz

    May 9, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    repping north texas son!!!

  24. Bobbi Digi

    May 9, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    He Fez. I mean he fell