Taunting Lion at Denver Zoo

This time it’s a young hispter at the Denver Zoo who gets to stare down a lion because of the protective plexiglass. We know how you feel lion we’d like to maul this prick too.

Thanks to gawker.com for the link.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bUe6UnkTW64]


  1. peedrice

    May 22, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    what a douchebag

  2. HollyGothic

    May 22, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I’d love to see that glass shatter.

  3. schadenfreudian

    May 22, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    This is just the deleted scene from The Wizard of Oz where the Scarecrow gets all up in Cowardly Lion’s face. 

  4. schadenfreudian

    May 22, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    This video is the perfect metaphor for an internet tough guy.

  5. FLprodivider66

    May 22, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    The kid’s mane resembles the Lion’s… establishing dominance

  6. Furie

    May 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Reason #35 that lion wishes for death.

  7. Wilson607

    May 22, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    would have been better if the glass broke and lion ate his ass.

  8. archg2

    May 22, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    Ghost and the Darkness his ass, please will u Mr. Lion?

  9. Mr Nelson

    May 22, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    i like that america’s new infatuation with going viral is fucking with misplaced jailed animals that are incapable of defending themselves.  Get a hobby or a job skeezer.

  10. Mr Nelson

    May 22, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    I taunted that kid the same way when he was a baby and i jerked off onto the newborn baby window at the hospital.  shit comes full circle.

  11. harlequincy

    May 22, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    cock states at pussy

  12. harlequincy

    May 22, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    cock stares at pussy

  13. DerekJamesSmith

    May 22, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Some brave soul should do what the Lion cant

  14. DerekJamesSmith

    May 22, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Hopefully lions will evolve with the ability to cut through plexiglass with their claws at some point in the future

  15. brunkadunk

    May 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Talk about overusing the word hipster. Dude’s wearing jeans and a flannel shirt…

    • DrunkEpiphany

      May 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm

       @brunkadunk He’s rocking a form fitting flannel with perfectly rolled up sleeves, dickies with no belt, and an intentionally disheveled hair cut…
      the kid is a douche that is teasing a caged up animal

  16. Phild2400

    May 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    You eyeballing me motherfucker?

  17. kylechristo4

    May 22, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    I can’t decide whether I’d rather see hipsters or Christians fed to lions. That’s a really tough call.

    • Bloobs

      May 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

       @kylechristo4 Lions eat a lot, why choose?

  18. blumanta

    May 22, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Denver Maul for this tool

  19. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    He was so tough knowing he was protected by glass he still flinched…

  20. Toin Coss

    May 22, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    So John Mayer went to the zoo after his highlarious hologram video!?/?!

  21. TyWanon

    May 22, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    BOBO: “bydaway…that was Prime Time Sam Roberts at the Denver Zoo…I’m Not Lion!”

  22. vegascable

    May 22, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Cat was pissed cuz the dude kept saying..”cookie?,cookie?”

  23. Ser_Gregor_

    May 22, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    its only a matter of time before something goes awry and i need to step in and cut one of these fucking animals heads off….

  24. shrekkalove

    May 23, 2012 at 12:37 am

    Throw the Lion a hipster bone!


    May 23, 2012 at 1:01 am

    Women ruin all things beautiful

  26. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 7:29 am

    This is how I feel when people knock on the door while I’m shitting. Poor lion

  27. Pool Keepers Son

    May 23, 2012 at 8:51 am

    pot head

  28. Ants_Dad

    May 23, 2012 at 8:56 am

    This is why zoos suck

  29. TBVickroy

    May 23, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I’d give me left nut for a plexiglass fail at that moment.

  30. bmqq316

    May 23, 2012 at 11:20 am

    I’ve never wished for tempered glass more in my life.

  31. GeesDevilsTail1

    May 23, 2012 at 11:58 am

    what an asshole kid!

  32. Pool Keepers Son

    May 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    If this kid walks five blocks from that zoo his ass will get kicked

    • ecupirate

      May 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

       @Pool Keepers Son they don’t put zoo’s in good neighborhoods do they

      • Pool Keepers Son

        May 23, 2012 at 12:02 pm

         @ecupiratenot in Denver, KC or the bronx

      • ecupirate

        May 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

         @Pool Keepers Son not in cincy either

      • MikeZoltek

        May 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm

         @ecupirate or philly… the real zoo, is in the middle of the “zoo”

      • OllieInChicago

        May 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

         @ecupirate  @Pool Keepers Son In Chicago it starts at 45th and runs south to 93rd.  Then turns west to past California out to Berwyn.  Not racist, just honest. 

  33. ecupirate

    May 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I want that glass to break so bad right now

  34. Bloobs

    May 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    the kid kept using stock lines

  35. MikeZoltek

    May 23, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Man (n): staring down a lion like a douchebag through 8 inches of glass, but still flinching every time it makes the slightest move

    • MikeZoltek

      May 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm

      haha I guess that makes it a verb, but what the fuck ever

  36. OP4

    May 23, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I would pay a thousand dollars to see that glass start to slide open. 

  37. KurtisMuller

    May 24, 2012 at 12:53 am

    what a cunt