Synchronized Swimmers are Better Than You

The Olympics are about a month away and you will be sitting on your couch bitching that Synchronized Swimming is like watching otters get butt sex in the pool. You need need to read this article. This isn’t a god damn pageant. It’s Synchronized Swimming. They train harder than hockey players. These girls are in so in shape that they can crack walnuts with their ass cheeks. Do some research before you shoot your mouth off.

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