Substitute Teacher Claims 14-Year-Old Knocked Her Up

A 35-year-old Texas woman accused of having sex with a 14-year-old boy and then claiming to be pregnant from the relationship may have worked as a substitute teacher at least once in the boy’s classroom. She’s so pretty, it’s shocking she never found someone her own age.



  1. sterlingblue

    November 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Don’t they have condoms in Texas?

    • the jerm

      November 6, 2012 at 7:38 am

      @sterlingblue They definitely have boots!  Problem solved

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 6, 2012 at 9:18 am

       They frown upon condom use, or as they call them, “miracle blockers”.

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    The charge of indecency had nothing to do with the boys age

  3. Johnesteele

    November 5, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    The ugly ones serve time. Bye bye tubby!

  4. mistawag

    November 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Finally something that makes florida look better. At least for a day or so.

    • sterlingblue

      November 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

       That reminds me, how much longer until Intern Dana is carrying a Pepper Hicks baby? I bet it will be a cute baby with long hair.

    • HummusMagnate

      November 6, 2012 at 12:16 am

      @mistawag No, she’s originally from Florida. Sore-e Sore-e

  5. TBVickroy

    November 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Part time substitute, full time Motel 8 maid (I’m guessing)

  6. HummusMagnate

    November 6, 2012 at 12:17 am

    Atta boy!

  7. galactictraveler

    November 6, 2012 at 2:31 am

    The kid must have put his lunch bag over her face. !!

  8. The Real Big Ed

    November 6, 2012 at 5:26 am

    I didn’t know Hicks had shaved?

    • OllieInChicago

      November 6, 2012 at 11:43 am

      @The Real Big Ed And quit meth

  9. rexdart936

    November 6, 2012 at 5:37 am

    Is this an Intern Dana from the future report?

  10. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 6, 2012 at 7:23 am

    Must of been a school for the blind.

  11. the jerm

    November 6, 2012 at 7:37 am

    She’ll see jail time for sure.  Doesn’t she know only hot teachers get away with that shit!?

  12. CraigGrossman

    November 6, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Must me a Special Ed Teacher….

  13. cal5000

    November 6, 2012 at 10:10 am

    If youre going to Pedo, dont let him bust that nut inside. Didnt the Hodgetwins cover this? “Bust on her, not in her, man.”

  14. jerkstoresean

    November 6, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Talk about needing child support!! Lololololololol

  15. FLprodivider66

    November 6, 2012 at 10:32 am

    The “Cougars” are going younger than ever these days??

    • Scott From Jersey

      November 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

      @FLprodivider66 more like pete puma…fucking mess

  16. c_ocobean

    November 6, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Does this sub teacher have hooves and live in Astoria?

  17. Beer

    November 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Wrong…don’t fuck teachers that look like this…and do not tell your friends of you did

  18. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I’ll bet she has a great personality.

  19. Burley

    November 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

    why would he fuck that, when he could have just jerked off?she is fucking nasty !!

  20. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Damn she’s beastly, I would rather fuck peppy…

  21. Ziggy Stardust

    November 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Wait,….. San Antonio,Sotelo,and she already has kids = no shocker !

  22. BigMike2012

    November 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Peppers got a Tiny Centaur Boner………Disgusting.

  23. OllieInChicago

    November 6, 2012 at 11:42 am

    She must have missed ethics day at the University of Phoenix.  She also missed ‘free makeover’ day at the mall.

  24. John in va

    November 6, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Dam what a stupid kid at least he could of knocked up a good lookin sexy as woman teacher… not a hound….

  25. seamus98

    November 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    that kid needs glasses

  26. Scott From Jersey

    November 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Is that Lou Albanos’ daughter

  27. Heavyset Jeff Bridges

    November 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I wonder if that thing on her lip is hairy? Mmm puke taste

  28. Scott From Jersey

    November 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Hey kid park your bike in my crack and start humpin

  29. Shaggyballz74

    November 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    just be glad she isnt a nanny

  30. Jagger_Lover

    November 6, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    So lucky…imagine being 14 and getting some once a week all summer long…

  31. D. Knepp

    November 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    If you ever wanted to fuck a loaf of Wonder Bread soaked in Pabst…well…there she is!

  32. D. Knepp

    November 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    If you ever wanted to fuck a farting loaf of Wonder Bread soaked in Pabst, there she is!

  33. NickyMikeD

    November 7, 2012 at 1:55 am

    “Yes, yes you did pass. Now, diddle my beauty mark with the tip of your lipstick cock.”

  34. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I bet she’s a spanish teacher……..