Straight Men, Gay Looks

Our biggest movie stars have never had a problem attracting women.  They are rugged, strong and ready to swoop in and save the lady in distress.  But even our most hetero-heroes sometimes come off looking a little bit– well– what we used to call light in the loafers. You know, a friend of Dorothy. We’re talking gay.  These leading men prove that even our most masculine movie stars can show off  a little flair.  Here are some of Hollywood’s favorites caught with their hetero guard down.

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#1.  John Wayne with a handbag and camel toe.

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#2. Marlon Brando gives us the wet twink off-the-shoulder look.

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#3. Clint Eastwood demonstrates the short shorts workout.

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#4. Liam Neeson: A little denim and a bare ass on the rocks.

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#5. Steve McQueen, working out and teasing the V.

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#6. Gary Cooper is a gay dream and a PETA nightmare.

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#7.  Don Cheadle’s finger sucking cowboy look.

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#8.  Harrison Ford. It’s Indiana Jones and the Bikini of Doom.

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#9. Mark Wahlberg. This is the guy who turned down “Brokeback Mountain”!?

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#10.  It’s Bear on Bear with Burt Reynolds

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#11. Hey Burt Lancaster, nice bush!

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#12.  What makes Arnold look gayer!? The seductive tighty whitey pose or Franco Columbu in his bed!?

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#13.  Jean-Claude Van Damme Strikes a Pretty Pose