Steve Jobs is One Step Away from Being Raped by Tentacles


The first chapter of the manga adaptation of Steve Jobs’ biography has been released in Japanese magazine Kiss. Just wait until chapter 14 when Steve Jobs runs into the evil samurai Lord Gates and has to fight off his army of Japanese demon nuns with penis’s for hands.

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11 Comments

  1. JoshFromEaston

    March 26, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    I’m more familiar with Kiss’s rival magazine, “Cookie”.

  2. EMC

    March 26, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    I think you mean “penises.”  
     
    Seriously, which one of you knuckleheads is running this thing?  This is grade school stuff here.

    • FLprodivider66

      March 26, 2013 at 7:11 pm

      @EMC…We’re open to grammatical errors here…All we need is to get our point across , an honest day’s work, a container of coffee, and…

  3. TheDonCarpenter

    March 26, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    I can’t wait until the debut of Lord Android and his Shitting DIck Nipples.

  4. YotaruVegeta

    March 26, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    Pepper Hick probably doesn’t want to read this- he definitely does! If there’s two things he likes, it’s Japanese “art” (otherwise known as tentacle porn) and Steve Jobs.

  5. Moe Green

    March 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    Sreve Robs

  6. JonNockels

    March 26, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    I hope there is a training scene where Master gives Steve Jobs sword training, and makes him slice tossed….Apples. Very symbolic.

  7. Centaur 5000

    March 26, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    Wait… Didn’t he die already?

    • elephant_droid

      March 27, 2013 at 12:57 am

      @Centaur 5000 That’s a great question. I am not sure though.

  8. Aria Taint

    March 27, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Chapter 15 he eats babies to stave off his cancer.