Steve Jobs is One Step Away from Being Raped by Tentacles


The first chapter of the manga adaptation of Steve Jobs’ biography has been released in Japanese magazine Kiss. Just wait until chapter 14 when Steve Jobs runs into the evil samurai Lord Gates and has to fight off his army of Japanese demon nuns with penis’s for hands.

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Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Chapter 15 he eats babies to stave off his cancer.

JonNockels
JonNockels

I hope there is a training scene where Master gives Steve Jobs sword training, and makes him slice tossed....Apples. Very symbolic.

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

Pepper Hick probably doesn't want to read this- he definitely does! If there's two things he likes, it's Japanese "art" (otherwise known as tentacle porn) and Steve Jobs.

 

TheDonCarpenter
TheDonCarpenter

I can't wait until the debut of Lord Android and his Shitting DIck Nipples.

EMC
EMC

I think you mean "penises."  

 

Seriously, which one of you knuckleheads is running this thing?  This is grade school stuff here.  

JoshFromEaston
JoshFromEaston

I'm more familiar with Kiss's rival magazine, "Cookie".

FLpro
FLpro

@EMC...We're open to grammatical errors here...All we need is to get our point across , an honest day's work, a container of coffee, and...