Stabbing at a Tenacious D Show

Somebody got stabbed at the Tenacious D show, so know this Dane Cook, it’s too soon to joke about it. Not kidding Dane put the mic down! You’ll just come back apologetic tomorrow anyway. With this latest stabbing perhaps the country is ready to have an open dialogue regarding banning long knives.



  1. DeathProof

    July 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    The shocking part of this article is that anyone would pay to see Tenacious D.

  2. TBoAtl

    July 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Please God let it be Jack Black

    • Narc Zito

      July 30, 2012 at 9:40 pm

       @TBoAtl I looked through the comments to make sure I didn’t duplicate this joke.  Well played, sir.

  3. bmqq316

    July 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Now I’m going to have to get rid of all my collection of Tenacious D memorabilia valued at nearly $12.95.

    • DeathProof

      July 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm

       @bmqq316 Good luck getting that much!

    • Punk0

      July 31, 2012 at 9:02 am

       @bmqq316 $12.95?  How did you get them to sign so much shit?

  4. DeathProof

    July 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I heard that the first 20 mins were so bad the guy actually asked to be stabbed.

  5. chipnicodemus

    July 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    It shouldn’t be too hard to narrow it down from the 7 people that attended. 

  6. galactictraveler

    July 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    The stabbing was self inflicted to their ears! You couldn’t get me there at knife point!

  7. yotaruvegeta

    July 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    At a Tenacious D show? What was it, a butter knife?

  8. Matt from Queensbury

    July 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Man, 1998 is violent!!

  9. JasonFromCT

    July 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Was the big rush for the exit before or after the stabbing?

  10. jojo74

    July 30, 2012 at 5:01 pm


  11. FLprodivider66

    July 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I go to a TenaciousD concert JUST TO stab somebody!!?

  12. sagansghost

    July 30, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    mercy stabbing

  13. Rorschach7

    July 30, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    ALTAMONT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. orrpest1

    July 30, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Fezzy was RIGHT! I’m grinding all my knives into toothpicks.

    • Javaman

      July 30, 2012 at 7:37 pm

       @orrpest1 Noooo! Think of the poor, innocent gums! Ban toothpicks now!

      • orrpest1

        July 30, 2012 at 7:59 pm

        @Javaman Assault picks.

  15. SkoobaDoo

    July 30, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Jack Black gettin’ street cred ya’ll.

  16. Franklin97

    July 30, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Headed to see Allman Brothers and Santana. If it is two acts then will there be multiple stabbings?

  17. mistawag

    July 30, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    This really makes me sick!  People go there to listen to music, relax and have a good time. Save all that violence for the parking lot After the show!

  18. K Dubya

    July 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    i sure hope he got to see Jack Black do a  silly dance before he was stabbed 

  19. archg2

    July 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    what the fuck is this world coming to? was it the Penguins umbrella?

    • zel

      July 31, 2012 at 10:36 am

       When I read “WTF is this world coming to?” I thought the next sentence was gonna be “People actually go to see Tenacious D?”

  20. Cletus from Brooklyn

    July 30, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Where they stabbing their own ears…

  21. ecupirate

    July 30, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    They are not saying but it was self inflicted

  22. Turbo_Squirbo

    July 30, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    A what At a what show?

  23. WilliamFBaldwin

    July 30, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    first the Cro Mags now Tenacious D the hardcore scene has gone to shit

  24. cosgraves

    July 30, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    tss tsss hey ya i betcha nobody taught to say dat dey stabbed themselves cause the music was bad or sumpin,,, oh only 20 people .. double heinies

  25. Jeff in Pismo

    July 31, 2012 at 2:16 am

    “It was a big day on Jesus Ranch…..”

  26. seamus98

    July 31, 2012 at 2:24 am

    jack black isn’t funny anymore

  27. jerkstoresean

    July 31, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Tenacious D and the Icepick of Destiny

  28. Punk0

    July 31, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Poor Jack Black.  He was on top of the world, then a younger, funnier actor comes up and Kenny Powers him out of relevance.

  29. zel

    July 31, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Not only that, someone apparently spilled cherry kool-aid on the floor!