Break Out the Matzoh! Spiderman is a Jew!
Andrew Garfield, who plays Spider Man in the rebooted film franchise, told Time Out Magazine that Spiderman is probably Jewish.
“Spiderman is neurotic…Peter Parker is not a simple dude. He can’t just switch off,” Garfield told Time Out. “He ums and ahs about his future because he’s neurotic. He’s Jewish. It’s a defining feature.”
“He’s an over-thinker,” Garfield said. “He never feels like he’s doing enough. And Peter suffers from self-doubt.”
“I hope Jewish people won’t mind the cliché because my father’s Jewish. I have that in me for sure,” Garfield said.
This changes everything. The Green Goblin comes off as a huge racist now. Here’s the new theme song, sung by Ron and Fez fan, Andy in Cleveland.
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