Smart Women Don’t Want Kids

women-reads-in-a-paris--006Research out of England is finding that the smarter a woman is, the less maternal urges she has. Idiocracy is coming true. See you at Butt:Fuckers!



  1. LowKeyMike

    August 8, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    There aren’t very many smart women in the world……

    • Henduey

      August 8, 2013 at 11:24 pm

      LowKeyMike Only because alot of fathers raise there daughters to be trophies instead of real people.

  2. BadNewsJeff

    August 8, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Are you calling my mom stupid!?

  3. Iknowyoujj

    August 8, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    Dumb people are good breeders..

  4. rexdart936

    August 8, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    So a woman without children doesn’t have a barren womb forsaken by god–she might just be smart.

  5. HIMcDunnough

    August 8, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    Well I don’t want a smart woman

  6. JBinTN

    August 8, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Smart women swallow!

  7. ejbriel

    August 8, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    Intelligence is overrated as an evolutionary survival strategy.

    • Henduey

      August 8, 2013 at 11:23 pm

      ejbriel Only if nature rewards a numbers game, yes.

  8. Iknowyoujj

    August 8, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    With dumb men…

  9. ziggyrotten

    August 8, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    i hope hicks finds a smart horse someday

  10. Henduey

    August 8, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Alright every one settle down, lets just get a tarp or something over this dead horse, clean ourselves off and figure out where were gona bury it.

  11. TheRealChuckNorris

    August 8, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    I didn’t think you could use “smart” and “women” in the same sentence…

    • Creeping Jesus

      August 9, 2013 at 12:01 am

      TheRealChuckNorris “I start with a man then I take away all reason and accountability.”

      • TheRealChuckNorris

        August 9, 2013 at 10:34 pm

        I heard you like to start with a man…. hahaha!

  12. Mr Nelson

    August 8, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    i hope it goes both ways, i don’t think i want fucking kids- it has to be because i’m smart and not a noncommital fucking manchild.

  13. SarahMcPants

    August 9, 2013 at 8:17 am

    I never really wanted kids but most Ibang comments enforce my decision to not bring children into the world. Thanks guys.

  14. Grumpy Blumpkin

    August 9, 2013 at 9:10 am

    Breeding kids based off of love is senselss. Love being an emotion is unstable and not logical.
    Breeding because of genetic quality is logical.

    • Iknowyoujj

      August 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm

      Isn’t how Gattaca started?? Scary..

  15. Harold Brubek

    August 9, 2013 at 9:11 am

    2 sets of twins in there?

    • TheRealChuckNorris

      August 9, 2013 at 10:33 pm

      Well we know it isn’t you, since you like butt darts!

  16. Plastic Thoughts

    August 9, 2013 at 10:19 am

    If only intelligent decision making had a trickle down effect. Every 365 days the global human population has a net gain of over 70 million. To put this in perspective that is more than the entire population of California, New York and Texas combined. We increase by that many people year after year after year.

  17. FLpro

    August 9, 2013 at 10:22 am

    That applies to Men as well

  18. FinkM3

    August 9, 2013 at 10:22 am

    need to revert to Spartan days

  19. OP4

    August 9, 2013 at 11:20 am

    The same dummies who go for fertility treatments in their 40’s.

  20. bmqq316

    August 9, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Woman who can’t get anyone to fuck them say the same thing.