Shocker! Florida The Pioneer State Invents the Butt Hole Tattoo


In Florida, the classy ladies like to keep their tattoos discreet. So naturally, they’d opt for an tattoo on the bung hole. This young lady is at the Florida Tattoo Expo and loves that she got a couple of names tattooed on her asshole. Luckily one of the names was R O N so that made it easy.

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89 Comments

  1. MonsterRain

    August 13, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    This lovely lady needs that Indian butthole rejuvenation gel.
     

  2. LizSetsFire

    August 13, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    I live here now. Sigh.

    • filler

      August 14, 2012 at 1:39 am

       @LizSetsFire just run Liz…run…

  3. Turbo_Squirbo

    August 13, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    Seems like a well adjusted young lady to me.

  4. TyWanon

    August 13, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Soooo thats where Winnie Cooper went

    • TyWanon

      August 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm

      I wonder if those male names tatooed on her asshole were Kevin Arnold and Fred Savage

      • Narc Zito

        August 13, 2012 at 11:13 pm

         @TyWanon I’m thinking Kanye West and Reggie Bush.

      • TyWanon

        August 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

        @Narc Zito I think they got better taste in White Assholes

      • Narc Zito

        August 13, 2012 at 11:16 pm

         @TyWanon  @Narc All right.  Let’s class it up a bit.  Seth Green and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

      • TyWanon

        August 13, 2012 at 11:21 pm

        @Narc Zito @Narc how about B O B the Builder

      • Narc Zito

        August 13, 2012 at 11:24 pm

         @TyWanon  I’m all in.

      • TyWanon

        August 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

        @Narc Zito I Call…..I got a pair of ACE Holes

  5. SarahMcSassyPants

    August 13, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    She seems smart. I hope she gets enough fiber in her diet, hemorrhoids would really fuck up that tattoo. 

  6. Docintoxicated

    August 13, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    She has a doctorate in women’s studies from University of Central Florida.

    • Narc Zito

      August 13, 2012 at 11:14 pm

       @Docintoxicated Please change your avatar back.

      • Docintoxicated

        August 14, 2012 at 8:23 am

         @Narc Zito This one was probably the most mild in “hideous deformities” folder. Just google “face transplant” and you’ll find some pretty crazy stuff.

      • Narc Zito

        August 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

         @Docintoxicated Why would I do that?

  7. justaguy

    August 13, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    I’m glad this is a thing. Next shit I take that I’m really proud of I’ll be sure not to wipe it so I can get the stain tattooed on my asshole.

  8. Narc Zito

    August 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    I don’t get this at all.  How badly do you need the attention?  You don’t think the duct tape on the nipples is enough?  And no one knows your name.  You know that, right?  They just call you, “that freak with the asshole tattoo,” and that could go for any part of your body.

    • mistawag

      August 13, 2012 at 11:21 pm

       @Narc Zito She had the tape on her nipples because she is classy and was going to a 9 year old’s birthday party after and wanted to be dressed properly when she showed them her asshole tatoo.
      Now, don’t you feel a little silly?

      • Narc Zito

        August 13, 2012 at 11:24 pm

         @mistawag Only if she was gettin’ paid.

  9. mistawag

    August 13, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    I think i’m looking at my 4th ex-wife here. Crazy pussy is the best.

  10. Narc Zito

    August 13, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    I hope she got it at the Asshole Tattoo Parlor.

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      August 14, 2012 at 4:02 am

      @Narc Zito You’re gonna have to narrow that down.

  11. K Dubya

    August 13, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Hey there classy lady

  12. HoneydewWilkins

    August 13, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    If you have a pink sock you can say “Check out my sleeve.”

  13. MelvinCalvin

    August 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Tattooed ovaries are not far behind.

    • Punk0

      August 14, 2012 at 4:11 am

       @MelvinCalvin I’m guessing they’ll be potential baby names.

  14. violentXtremist

    August 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    DEUCE deuces? So much maturity on both of them.

  15. zeroepisteme

    August 13, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    You are limiting yourself to the use of O’s and designs with a circle in the center

  16. DangerRuss

    August 14, 2012 at 12:20 am

    Before this she thought her shit didn’t ink.

  17. archg2

    August 14, 2012 at 12:29 am

    that girl is sooo strung out, I kinda feel bad for her.

  18. FLprodivider66

    August 14, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Love a girl who doesn’t mind pain…makes for hours upon hours of sexual bliss hehe…!

  19. mistawag

    August 14, 2012 at 12:34 am

    If she has a tear drop tattoo down there, it means she killed an asshole.

  20. mistawag

    August 14, 2012 at 12:36 am

    This could be a problem for her boyfriend if he doesn’t like to read while he is eating.

    • Murph in GA

      August 14, 2012 at 10:55 am

      @mistawag You think her boyfriend reads at all?

  21. PhilDidi

    August 14, 2012 at 12:45 am

    is this a Mensa meeting?

  22. PhilDidi

    August 14, 2012 at 12:45 am

    my home state of Florida is just the worst place in the world.  

  23. elephant_droid

    August 14, 2012 at 12:53 am

    Now get it with that glow-in-the-dark ink.
     
    (also, anyone ever see the Locked Up episode with two prisoners tattooing each other’s eyeballs?)

  24. filler

    August 14, 2012 at 1:39 am

    Am I the only one that finds X’s taped on boobs kinda hot? I mean in a really trashy way.

  25. Beer

    August 14, 2012 at 3:13 am

    She looks quite inbred…I’m ashamed I’m aroused

  26. Purpleguy

    August 14, 2012 at 3:49 am

    NO SHIT!?

  27. QCinnamon

    August 14, 2012 at 4:17 am

    Had to do it on the inside or my Dad would totally kill me. Had to get wasted ’cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat!

  28. Punk0

    August 14, 2012 at 4:24 am

    Honestly, it’d be a bit of a turn-off for me. But there are worse surprises you can find when you pull a woman’s pants down.

  29. Cletus from Brooklyn

    August 14, 2012 at 5:22 am

    Refreshing to see someone without a tattoo nowadays…

  30. CheezWhiz

    August 14, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Career woman hunh?

  31. TwizzlesMcNasty

    August 14, 2012 at 7:09 am

    Like Jay Mohr always says, “Put your name on it, be a man, or a woman, just put your name on it.

  32. TwizzlesMcNasty

    August 14, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Finally a new bet for Fez.

  33. ecupirate

    August 14, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Florida takes the lead in the bat shit crazy place battle over Russia

  34. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 14, 2012 at 7:47 am

    Well, at least the body will be easy to identify when they pull it out of the water.

  35. Toin Coss

    August 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

    With all that Ink, I bet I know  One person’s name she will never get tattooed…….DADDY!?

  36. crazygeek

    August 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

    I think this qualifies as crazy pussy.

  37. dpiller21

    August 14, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Can’t wait for the ironic hipster tattoos.. Ironic dingleberries, ironic corn, ironic hemherroids (sp?), a mustache? EXCITED!

  38. drbaloney

    August 14, 2012 at 8:00 am

    The good thing about her is that she really seems to have everything in perspective.

  39. tsf8golf

    August 14, 2012 at 8:30 am

    2 guys name on it?!?!? 

  40. jwbudro

    August 14, 2012 at 9:10 am

    it really says “thank you” so when you put a dollar in her g-string she can show you her appreciation

  41. edrooney

    August 14, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Florida needs to secede and it needed to do it yesterday. 

  42. Sackman

    August 14, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Brings a tear to my eye….

  43. Ezra_san

    August 14, 2012 at 10:18 am

    That chick is sad.

  44. Larry Nozowitz

    August 14, 2012 at 10:18 am

    hoes gonna hoe

  45. Scrotum Phillips

    August 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Her father did a wonderful job. 

  46. Binary Daoist

    August 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Perfect way to ruin a beautiful body… she looks tweaked out
     

  47. crazygeek

    August 14, 2012 at 10:37 am

    “I am Twenty Two, Duce Duces” – Classic

  48. Stilltryingregardless

    August 14, 2012 at 10:53 am

    I only watched up to 34 seconds, trying to legitimize that If I don’t watch the whole thing I won’t be as disgusted w/ myself as her father is with her.

    • William866

      August 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

       @StilltryingregardlessLast  words he said to her..Jenny! Where’d you run to? You’d better get back here, girl. Jenny?

  49. namesrlame

    August 14, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Van Morrison’s “brown eyed girl” , guilty of stupidity!
    Florida ho’s never cease to amaze

    • Philosaraptor

      August 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

       @namesrlame Oh Yeah like all the classy chicks live up North!? Hahaha right! Don’t be mad cause you guys have to play Russian Roulette guessing WTF is under all those layers!  This one is obviously a slack jaw but the hottest chicks in the fucking country live down here I.E. Kate Upton (grew up in my town)…Bitchez!

  50. bmqq316

    August 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Somethings winking at me

  51. TBVickroy

    August 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

    This asshole is like her asshole. Stinks and no one wants to hear it.

  52. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 14, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I can’t read with my tounge… unless she gets it done in Braille?  

    • Sausage_Fingers

      August 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

       @Stanley Kubrick MacDonald The bumps on that asshole, it might as well be Braille.

  53. William866

    August 14, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Something about a chick that spreads her ass to show her tattooed asshole with a smoke in her mouth seems a little to greasy for me..

    • TBVickroy

      August 14, 2012 at 11:31 am

       @William866
       Lady Di would do that stuff all the time. Too classy!

  54. Ziggy Stardust

    August 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Hopefully he tossed the gun after inking that walking petri dish ? Hep C anyone?  

    • vegasbob1975

      August 14, 2012 at 4:16 pm

       @Ziggy Stardust Crazy Lay!

  55. duey23

    August 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    The Kardashian’s could get their whole name done.

  56. Mikfin

    August 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Wonder if they got any ink on the corn?

  57. Shinemonkey

    August 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I bet she doesn’t do anal…to be ironic

    • a700hp

      August 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

       @Shinemonkey her or fez

  58. JakeinFl

    August 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I live in Florida, those aren’t butt tattoos. They are officially called “taint paint”.

  59. Broxstar

    August 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Methy Mary

  60. Jerry65

    August 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Painting the asshole is like finishing your basement. It’s usually dark and dingy and can really only serve as a rumpus room, so why spend the money on decor?

  61. jerkstoresean

    August 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Harvey from TMZ is the “Block It” Man

  62. Applefish

    August 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Targetting the Bath Salts community?

  63. Burley

    August 14, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    her ass hole must really stink the poor guy has to use a mask but if you touch it just right it wink at you 

  64. ptrblt100

    August 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    WOW A shinning example of what we offer the world,  who says we have no American culture. “it feels so fuckin good !”
     

  65. Brettso

    August 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    White trashy girl made my dick move.

  66. galactictraveler

    August 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    She’s a real debutant !

  67. DKRadioShow

    August 15, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    I bet its a capital “O”. Only in Florida!