Shaq and Chris Christie


shaq christieWhy isn’t this a Meme contest ?

Found on mycentraljersey.com.

46 Comments

  1. RonsCigar

    March 27, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Oddly enough they weigh the same.

  2. WilliamFBaldwin

    March 27, 2013 at 9:28 am

    if he laid on his side he would be as big as Shaq

  3. stoogemcclassy

    March 27, 2013 at 9:31 am

    As mayor of the Munchkin City In the county of the land of Oz I welcome you most regally…

  4. RonsCigar

    March 27, 2013 at 9:31 am

    Meme contest: “My dick is bigger than you”

    • JohnnyMcJames

      March 27, 2013 at 10:22 am

      @RonsCigar Yeah, but Christie is the one saying it…

  5. Binary Daoist

    March 27, 2013 at 9:41 am

    Mutt & Jeff

  6. Stoops

    March 27, 2013 at 9:41 am

    1 played basketball and the other looks like one.
     
    Hioooooo!

  7. LNozowitz

    March 27, 2013 at 9:41 am

    cum & cummier

  8. Delcomark

    March 27, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Two foot height difference
    Same belt height

  9. DBA

    March 27, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Kazaam was my favorite movie. Really? No…

  10. Binary Daoist

    March 27, 2013 at 9:49 am

    How did I not now Shaq was a Newark native?! Did ESD never bring that up either?!

    • Binary Daoist

      March 27, 2013 at 9:49 am

      *not know

  11. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 10:13 am

    That’d be a good fight

  12. JohnnyMcJames

    March 27, 2013 at 10:22 am

    they look like the number 10

  13. bmqq316

    March 27, 2013 at 10:32 am

    Shaq looking at him thinking, “I wonder if I could dribble this motherfucker.”

  14. Maybrick

    March 27, 2013 at 10:32 am

    Great story  …. a week ago.

  15. kevgret

    March 27, 2013 at 10:34 am

    He Gov:  How my ass taste?

  16. kevgret

    March 27, 2013 at 10:35 am

    Hey Gov:  How my ass taste?

  17. Recyclerz

    March 27, 2013 at 10:57 am

    “I’m telling you – we could corner the market on Big & Tall clothing shops!”

  18. Toin Coss

    March 27, 2013 at 11:02 am

    Shazam and the Ham!?

  19. Aria Taint

    March 27, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Shaq: who’s winning that pocket pool game Gov?

  20. ImUrHuckleberry

    March 27, 2013 at 11:09 am

    DA FUQ…….MEME IT UP !!

  21. SH4RKYx

    March 27, 2013 at 11:10 am

    I like how his pants are jacked up to halfway up his fat fuck stomach.

    • Morgan McNasty

      March 27, 2013 at 11:14 am

      @SH4RKYx it’s to hold his tits up

  22. SpeedKills

    March 27, 2013 at 11:13 am

    Twins II

  23. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 11:16 am

    I wonder who has a bigger dingle a ling?

  24. kevgret

    March 27, 2013 at 11:16 am

    When is the last time the gov saw his dick?

  25. joe8775

    March 27, 2013 at 11:23 am

    5 blocks per game meets 5 block artereies

  26. FLprodivider66

    March 27, 2013 at 11:26 am

    “I wonder if I can dunk this butterball”

  27. JonNockels

    March 27, 2013 at 11:28 am

    …in the worst buddy cop movie ever. “Damn-it, Christie. I’m two days away from retirement. I don’t need this shit”.

  28. Plastic Thoughts

    March 27, 2013 at 11:37 am

    Please let this be the day Fez has his final heart attack.

    • sidwasout

      March 27, 2013 at 6:49 pm

      @Plastic Thoughts
      I presume you mean the final one that kills him, and not the final one that causes him to make the life changes that will allow him to live for several more years.

  29. YotaruVegeta

    March 27, 2013 at 11:41 am

    Skakin the Fat Man
     
    Shaq and the Fat Man

  30. Foggy_Otis

    March 27, 2013 at 11:45 am

    LETS DOOOZ IT!

  31. jasonhathaway

    March 27, 2013 at 11:47 am

    Looks like a lower case b.

    • fezitorium

      March 27, 2013 at 3:26 pm

      @jasonhathaway A thousand apologies. I was fired up to type my comment after listening in the car. I can’t believe we were thinking almost the same thing.

  32. sidwasout

    March 27, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Moments later, the Governor simply absorbed Shaq, who was never seen again.

  33. Kentucky Musket

    March 27, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    The number 10!!

    • fezitorium

      March 27, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      @Kentucky Musket More like a lower-case d.

  34. Ziggy Stardust

    March 27, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    7′ 1″ !! Wow Shaq, that’s my waist size !!

  35. hackcomic

    March 27, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Shaq and the Fatman…
    Twins 2

  36. galactictraveler

    March 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Looks like Christie spent to much time at the pizza Shaq !

  37. rexdart936

    March 27, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    Boss Nigger (2013)

  38. Moe Green

    March 27, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Use your belt to measure him, Chris!

  39. The Real Big Ed

    March 27, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    You sure that’s not Barkley? In the blue shirt, I mean.

  40. Moon Rocks

    March 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    Blackzilla and a Honey Nut Cheerio!!!