Scientists Say Night Owls Are Terrible People

night owlConsider yourself a night owl? Scientists believe they’ve found that people who prefer the night have the following three personality traits: narcissism, machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies. So, if you work third shift, you’re not fit for society.


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  1. Binary Daoist

    July 28, 2013 at 9:15 pm


    • Binary Daoist

      July 28, 2013 at 9:16 pm

      An oral biography of Buster Casey.

  2. _Frankie_1001

    July 28, 2013 at 9:23 pm


    Fuck scientist.

  3. deliciousv

    July 28, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Some of us wear it proudly, we’re all that and then some, they forgot to mention we are drunks too.

  4. Clover leaf

    July 28, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Someone take this info and do the gritty reboot of night court we’ve all been waiting for.

  5. brushmonkey

    July 28, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    According to this my girlfriend is right.

  6. runawayralph

    July 28, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    Doesn’t say much for the scientists . They did their research at night .

  7. Badger1225

    July 29, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Just because I want to suck blood out your neck you call me names.  Shame on you!   I worked third shift for 20 years primarily for the extra money to pay off my house and send my kids off to college, guess that makes me a narcissist, psychopathic bastard.

    • BadNewsJeff

      July 29, 2013 at 9:38 am

      Badger1225 Great.  Let’s all stop what we’re doing and hear about how hard Badger1225 had it….

      • Badger1225

        July 29, 2013 at 8:07 pm

        BadNewsJeff Badger1225 That wasn’t the point, it was the blanket statement that if you were a “night owl” you were crazy narcissist schemer.

  8. DocJones

    July 29, 2013 at 1:22 am

    I like my escapades the same way I like my emissions: nocturnal.

  9. rexdart936

    July 29, 2013 at 2:04 am

    thats funny.  most gays are nocturnal. does this mean fez will have something new to obsess over?

    • Badmotherrucker

      July 29, 2013 at 7:28 am

      Fez is afraid of sundown. I think he’s safe.

  10. Willie Nillie

    July 29, 2013 at 4:53 am

    So what if third shift people have thetraits: narcissism, machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies. That doesnt make you a bad person.

  11. AnthonyLoman

    July 29, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Well I say scientists are dorks so take that four eyes.

  12. Aria Taint

    July 29, 2013 at 10:22 am

    Yeah ,the 3rd shift posters here are dicks!

  13. dangerbird

    July 29, 2013 at 10:58 am