Satanists Want Statue Next To Ten Commandments

okla ten commandmentsAfter the Oklahoma state legislature approved a privately funded Ten Commandments monument outside the statehouse, a New York-based satanic group has announced plans to build a monument to Satan right next to it. The satanists believe that if one religion should be protected, then theirs should too. Don’t bring this up around Grandma, this is literally her biggest fear.


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  1. Captain Geech

    December 9, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    My fairy tale is better than your fairy tale.

  2. Turbo_Squirbo

    December 9, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Ave Satani

  3. Maybrick

    December 9, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    Something tells me the Satanists statue would be less “boring” to look at.

  4. Toin Coss

    December 9, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    I hope it has the lyrics to Sympathy for the Devil inscribed on it!?

  5. Toin Coss

    December 9, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    I hpe their statue has the lyrics to Sympathy for the Devil inscribed on it!?

  6. clown baby

    December 9, 2013 at 6:45 pm


  7. JoshFromEaston

    December 9, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Ugh, only a matter of time before the Pastafarians show up.


    December 9, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Do it! DO it! DO IT!

  9. FLpro

    December 9, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    The Devil made them do it

  10. brushmonkey

    December 9, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    As long as there are no gay planks in their platform god’s gentle people should be okay with it.

  11. bobneedsmoney

    December 9, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    So being whiney bitches fixes what?

    Satanists are pussies.

  12. brushmonkey

    December 9, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    Satan will never win with bad asses like this.

  13. chaaaddd

    December 9, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    Fucking idiots

  14. Badger1225

    December 10, 2013 at 12:39 am

    As long as they save room for a statue of Vishnu.  I don’t know who he or she is I just figured if one faith is represented then everyone should get a spot.

  15. zel

    December 10, 2013 at 7:28 am

    Good. We already have the ideas from one fictitious book put in a publc place. Why not another?

  16. zel

    December 10, 2013 at 7:30 am

    JoshFromEaston Wait…. You’re not interested in beer volcanoes and a stripper factory? rAmen.

  17. galactictraveler

    December 10, 2013 at 8:44 am

    Why don’t they just put up the Code of Hammurabi . That’s where the commandments were copied from .

  18. amac2001

    December 10, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    well the thing is that the us was founded basically on one religion.  Now a more suitable country them to put a statue is izzzrahell!

  19. Rude

    December 10, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    Yin and Yang