Samantha Bee’s Grandmother Warned Her Never to Give Blowjobs
Samantha Bee told Conan on Tuesday night that she is open with her kids. She listens to Howard Stern in the morning with the kids, and this leads to them having a lot of questions– questions she is willing to answer. Bee pretty much got this plan straight from her grandmother, who raised her, and was also willing to give straight talk advice. “She informed us that you should never give blowjobs,” Bee said. “She was very Catholic and really did consider that a blowjob was the depth of depravity and only women who roamed the Earth in negligees would do it.”
Can you say blowjobs on television? Guess you can.
Bee also shared her plan to sponsor the Republican National Convention with Conan’s audience. She means it folks, she shared her wishes with a room full of ad money people at the Turner Upfronts at MSG last week, and she means it. She has recently become an American citizen, and now she needs the country to work. So she’s raising some cash so that her banner can hang high and proud in Cleveland at the RNC. Help her out people. Join her.
