Russell Brand Arrested for Beating Up a Cell Phone


Relax America, Public Enemy number 1 has been arrested for assaulting and attempting to kill a mobile phone. The phone had been videoing Brand when Brand lost his shit and threw it through a nearby window.

Read more at tmz.com.

17 comments
GunShtnSumBitch
GunShtnSumBitch

Why does he always look like he is seeing his reflection for the first time?

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

He must've read a tweet calling him a foreign skinny Jack Black.

FLpro
FLpro

He's just sexually frustrated now that he don't have Katy Perry's fine ass to fuck anymore lmao...

Midnight Rider Daddy
Midnight Rider Daddy

His cell-mates wont stop "Getting him to go Greek",... he totally regrets cashing that paycheck now.

Verbal Kint
Verbal Kint

He has a young Charles Manson look about him.

ehauman
ehauman

Wow, Jesus looks like shit :(

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

he had just gotten word that squeaky fromme was unsuccessful in her attempt to assassinate gerald ford.

Raybot
Raybot

Karmic retribution for that shit stain Arthur remake. 

TyWanon
TyWanon

Trending..Russell Brand (and Chris Rock)--take out there human frustations on inanimate electronic objects...this is how the Terminator started!!

spoonman01
spoonman01

How he became famous is beyond me.

cousin_dave
cousin_dave

ah, he needs to be in prison anyway 

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

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