Russell Brand Arrested for Beating Up a Cell Phone

Relax America, Public Enemy number 1 has been arrested for assaulting and attempting to kill a mobile phone. The phone had been videoing Brand when Brand lost his shit and threw it through a nearby window.



  1. jerkstoresean

    March 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Losing Katy made him quite catty

  2. jerkstoresean

    March 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Branderson Windows. Now available with built in touch screen

  3. cousin_dave

    March 15, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    ah, he needs to be in prison anyway 

  4. spoonman01

    March 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    How he became famous is beyond me.

  5. Franklin97

    March 15, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    How do you do it Ronnie B?

  6. TyWanon

    March 15, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Trending..Russell Brand (and Chris Rock)–take out there human frustations on inanimate electronic objects…this is how the Terminator started!!

  7. Raybot

    March 15, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Karmic retribution for that shit stain Arthur remake. 

  8. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 15, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    He has the look down pat, now he just needs to stop & think WWJD?

  9. The Real Big Ed

    March 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    No cell can possibly contain all that talent.

  10. LizSetsFire

    March 15, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    he had just gotten word that squeaky fromme was unsuccessful in her attempt to assassinate gerald ford.

  11. ehauman

    March 15, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Wow, Jesus looks like shit 🙁

  12. Verbal Kint

    March 16, 2012 at 8:45 am

    He has a young Charles Manson look about him.

  13. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 16, 2012 at 9:56 am

    His cell-mates wont stop “Getting him to go Greek”,… he totally regrets cashing that paycheck now.

  14. FLprodriver66

    March 16, 2012 at 11:19 am

    He’s just sexually frustrated now that he don’t have Katy Perry’s fine ass to fuck anymore lmao…

  15. cigarsNscotch

    March 16, 2012 at 11:41 am

    He must’ve read a tweet calling him a foreign skinny Jack Black.

  16. GunShtnSumBitch

    March 16, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Why does he always look like he is seeing his reflection for the first time?

  17. TBVickroy

    March 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    He’s no Tyra Banks.