Royals Mascot Gets His Champagne Room On (NSFW)
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Good news: you can (or could) hire the Kansas City Royals mascot for your bachelor party, and get the poor dumb intern inside a well-deserved lap dance. The bad news? Some asshole will probably take a picture and direct-tweet three media outlets. WHAT WE DO HERE IS PRIVATE!!!
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