Royals Mascot Gets His Champagne Room On (NSFW)


Good news: you can (or could) hire the Kansas City Royals mascot for your bachelor party, and get the poor dumb intern inside a well-deserved lap dance. The bad news? Some asshole will probably take a picture and direct-tweet three media outlets. WHAT WE DO HERE IS PRIVATE!!!

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35 comments
JonNockels
JonNockels

There's something sticky on his costume, and it's not George Brett's pine tar.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

He's going to need some bleach to remove those multi colored skid marks ! 

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

He's the only member of the Royales team to make to third base in years.

AndyInCleveland
AndyInCleveland

I think this might be how our mascot Slider was concieved.

iknowyoujj
iknowyoujj

I wonder if she would perform for elmo??

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

Remember the time we got that stripper to sit on Mr Met's face?

HorrorFighter
HorrorFighter

Good thing it wasn't held in Washington. Could have been a scandal for the running Presidents...

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

I expect this kinda stuff from the philly phanatic.

 

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Did Robert Plant sing as well, or did he just do the lapdance?

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

Yeah but, I live in Kansas and have never met a Royals fan. So...

Moe Green
Moe Green

He gets more pussy than the actual players.

REDDYROG
REDDYROG

I was a mascot for a year..............I swear this NEVER happened to me!

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

A sport mascot and a stripper? "Hey guys as soon as the stripper leaves we can all stand around and jerkoff on a cookie!"

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come

They got some crazy lovin' women there and I'm gonna get me one

XTallOne
XTallOne

This is one cat who is going to get sprayed.  Good thing they put down a towel

FLpro
FLpro

She's just there to warm up their bats : )

Jackscolon
Jackscolon

Will the next mascot have to wash the costume?

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

Seriously fellas- PUT THE FUCKING CAMERAS AWAY YOU ASSHOLES!

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

I could never be a fan of a team that has a mascot, it's embarrassing 

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

I'm guessing the Royals will have a new mascot this season

jayjohnstone
jayjohnstone

What's next, Mr. Met gets caught getting a hummer in the Citi Field parking lot?

Clover leaf
Clover leaf

@WilliamFBaldwin no one would notice. Season tickets and that park is empty by the sixth unless they play the Yankees.