Royals Mascot Gets His Champagne Room On (NSFW)


Good news: you can (or could) hire the Kansas City Royals mascot for your bachelor party, and get the poor dumb intern inside a well-deserved lap dance. The bad news? Some asshole will probably take a picture and direct-tweet three media outlets. WHAT WE DO HERE IS PRIVATE!!!

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37 Comments

  1. WilliamFBaldwin

    March 24, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    I’m guessing the Royals will have a new mascot this season

    • Clover leaf

      March 24, 2013 at 11:00 pm

      @WilliamFBaldwin no one would notice. Season tickets and that park is empty by the sixth unless they play the Yankees.

    • Kevin in SC

      March 24, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      @WilliamFBaldwin
       a new one or a gay one

  2. WilliamFBaldwin

    March 24, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    I could never be a fan of a team that has a mascot, it’s embarrassing

  3. jayjohnstone

    March 24, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    oh those royals

    • jayjohnstone

      March 24, 2013 at 10:08 pm

      What’s next, Mr. Met gets caught getting a hummer in the Citi Field parking lot?

  4. StewartSmithRadio

    March 24, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Think that’s something? Ask anyone in San Fran: Lou Seal’s a sloppy party bottom.

  5. K Dubya

    March 24, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    sexy

  6. Foggy_Otis

    March 24, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    Seriously fellas- PUT THE FUCKING CAMERAS AWAY YOU ASSHOLES!

  7. YotaruVegeta

    March 24, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Beautiful! *TEARS IN MY EYES*

  8. Jackscolon

    March 24, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    Will the next mascot have to wash the costume?

  9. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 24, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    Why the fascination with posting pictures. It leads to no good…

  10. FLprodivider66

    March 24, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    She’s just there to warm up their bats : )

  11. XTall

    March 24, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    This is one cat who is going to get sprayed.  Good thing they put down a towel

  12. Recyclerz

    March 24, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    I’m goin’ to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come
    I’m goin’ to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come
    They got some crazy lovin’ women there and I’m gonna get me one

  13. SkilledDayLabor

    March 24, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    A sport mascot and a stripper? “Hey guys as soon as the stripper leaves we can all stand around and jerkoff on a cookie!”

  14. REDDYROG

    March 25, 2013 at 12:09 am

    I was a mascot for a year…………..I swear this NEVER happened to me!

  15. elephant_droid

    March 25, 2013 at 2:19 am

    Ron said it all here. Nothing else to add:
     
    http://youtu.be/v3FTU3beE8g

  16. vegascable

    March 25, 2013 at 3:14 am

    So she’s a Plushie

  17. Moe Green

    March 25, 2013 at 7:37 am

    He gets more pussy than the actual players.

  18. SarahMcPants

    March 25, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Yeah but, I live in Kansas and have never met a Royals fan. So…

  19. The Real Big Ed

    March 25, 2013 at 8:14 am

    Did Robert Plant sing as well, or did he just do the lapdance?

  20. Aria Taint

    March 25, 2013 at 8:32 am

    I expect this kinda stuff from the philly phanatic.

  21. HorrorFighter

    March 25, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Good thing it wasn’t held in Washington. Could have been a scandal for the running Presidents…

  22. cigarsNscotch

    March 25, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Remember the time we got that stripper to sit on Mr Met’s face?

  23. bmqq316

    March 25, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Ha-cum-a Matata

  24. SH4RKYx

    March 25, 2013 at 11:39 am

    That is awesome.

  25. Iknowyoujj

    March 25, 2013 at 11:40 am

    I wonder if she would perform for elmo??

  26. AndyInCleveland

    March 25, 2013 at 11:51 am

    I think this might be how our mascot Slider was concieved.

  27. pinhigh69

    March 25, 2013 at 11:54 am

    cunt on cunt action

  28. Docintoxicated

    March 25, 2013 at 11:55 am

    He’s the only member of the Royales team to make to third base in years.

  29. joe8775

    March 25, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    shes a san diego chicken choker

  30. Drippy Granny

    March 25, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Nice floppers…

  31. Ziggy Stardust

    March 25, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    He’s going to need some bleach to remove those multi colored skid marks !

  32. ediblegenius

    March 25, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    Best.Photo.Ever.

  33. JonNockels

    March 25, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    There’s something sticky on his costume, and it’s not George Brett’s pine tar.

  34. dpiller21

    March 25, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    meme contest 5!!!