Roger Clemens Walks!

In a result that will not surprise any baseball fan, The Yankees win again and get everything they want!!! Roger Clemens was found not guilty of perjury and related charges Monday as jurors rejected the prosecution’s contention that he lied to Congress in 2008 when he testified that he never took performance-enhancing drugs. Clemens stated “I’m untouchable. I’m a Yankee, We do what we want, when we want. I’m a cross between Lex Luthor and a Golden God.”

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