Rick Santorum Prays For the Man Who Compares Him To the Frothy Mixture of Lube and Fecal Matter That is Sometimes the By-Product of Anal Sex

Dan Savage famously turned “Santorum” into the best google search of all-time. When Rick Santorum was asked what he would say to Savage he said, “I would tell him that I’m praying for him. He obviously has some serious issues. You look at someone like that who can say and do the things that he’s doing and you just pray for him and hopefully he can find peace.” Mother Jones asked Savage for a response “Santorum wants to be president so that he can micromanage the sex lives of all Americans…and I’m the one with issues? Because I made a dirty joke at his expense eight or nine years ago and it stuck? I’m the one with issues?” Well fine, then, he said, “Rick can pray for me. I’ll gay for him. And we can call it even.”

Lets all pray for Dan Savage and maybe he can gay for all of us.

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