Rick Perry is Not Ready to Have Texas Secede


More than 25,000 Texans have already signed the petition on The White House website to let Texas peacefully secede from United States of America and “create its own NEW government.” But it looks like Rick Perry is not ready to be President of the new country of Texas.

Read more at dallasnews.com.

34 Comments

  1. AssWhack!

    November 13, 2012 at 10:05 am

    They would have the bible as their constitution, like Saudi Arabia has the koran as theirs. I’d give Texans a week before they start to kill their daughters for getting raped. God bless Texas!

  2. AnthonyLoman

    November 13, 2012 at 10:09 am

    Well better look for a blue coat and a musket. Can’t have all those Texans trying to get off this sinking ship called America. Ride it down fuckers!

  3. jerkstoresean

    November 13, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Finally we can mess with Texas.

  4. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I bet he can’t remember all of the reasons why Texas wants to secede !

  5. Rorschach7

    November 13, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Mmm its a shame.. Austin is such a cool [place.

  6. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Is there any way we can put a moat and razor wire around it also?

  7. DBA

    November 13, 2012 at 10:51 am

    They only have two major exports gps can they survive?

  8. DBA

    November 13, 2012 at 10:53 am

    They only have two major exports how can they survive?

    • Anthony From California

      November 13, 2012 at 10:59 am

      @DBA Steers & Queers?

      • DBA

        November 13, 2012 at 11:03 am

        @Anthony From California you know it.

      • indpendnt

        November 13, 2012 at 6:07 pm

        @DBA  @Anthony they’ll have another. ILLEGALS!

  9. Binary Daoist

    November 13, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Independence is such an illusion.  Dopes

    • Greatly Fatigued

      November 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

      @Binary Daoist So is a binary worldview.

  10. madtowntom

    November 13, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Whats long and hard on a Texan……Third Grade

  11. edrooney

    November 13, 2012 at 11:08 am

    I want a petition to give all these backward fat inbred illiterate broke trailer states their own damn country.  I want to sign that petition and I wanted to sign it yesterday!

  12. ScottRSchmidt

    November 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

    What’s wrong with being able to secede, I like to secede at everything I do, why can’t they?

    • ediblegenius

      November 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm

      @ScottRSchmidt I very much enjoy this joke

  13. archg2

    November 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Good Ridance

    • Eggythedude

      November 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm

      @archg2 What the fuck is a ridance?

  14. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I’m glad this has picked up stream, the kids over at 4chan have been signing these secession petitions like mad.

  15. TBVickroy

    November 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Have fun trying to keep Mexicans  from crossing over the borders from Mexico AND the USA.

  16. Ziggy Stardust

    November 13, 2012 at 11:45 am

    They actually can’t or will not do that, but be glad because without all the refineries “youse” guys would be fucked !!

    • K Dubya

      November 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

      @Ziggy Stardust Yes because different counteries never trade goods and services with one another

    • Mikfin

      November 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm

      @Ziggy Stardust Texas will be all too ready to trade their oil when they start getting thirsty.

  17. K Dubya

    November 13, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    As long as they have to take Jerry Jones I am all for it.

  18. kingglide05

    November 13, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    all my ex’s are from texas…..

  19. DeathProof

    November 13, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    The Forever Alone Star State

  20. the jerm

    November 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    They can leave but they have to take all of the deer.

  21. StewartSmithRadio

    November 13, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    I would like to thank the mainstream media for talking up petitions that are on the same site as petitions asking Fox to reinstate American Idol contestants…

    • the jerm

      November 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      @StewartSmithRadio Cool!  There might still be a chance for William Hung!

  22. MikekWackbag

    November 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Texas.  ‘Nuff said.

  23. the jerm

    November 13, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Has anyone mentioned what will become of Tito’s!?!?!?

  24. Shaggyballz74

    November 13, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    only if they promise to  take Florida with them

  25. indpendnt

    November 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    over 30 states are petitioning