Rich People Like iPhones, Poor People Like Android

androidA Pew survey found that people making more than $75,000 dollars a year are much more likely to own iPhones. Android phones dominate in every other pay bracket. Congratulations, Apple! You’re the official sponsor of the bourgeoisie.



  1. edrooney

    July 8, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    Hipsters are rich. Fact.

    • DocJones

      July 8, 2013 at 10:12 pm

      edrooneyAfter reading this article, hipsters everywhere will dump their iPhones
      and will instead talk over a set of Campbell soup cans connected by
      fishing line… while wearing top hats.

      • tripleogtim

        July 8, 2013 at 10:13 pm

        DocJones edrooney Don’t forget the monacles

      • Saskopite

        July 9, 2013 at 1:42 am

        And curly cue pencil mustaches.

  2. JonNockels

    July 8, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    This post was made from my iPhone

  3. DocJones

    July 8, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    … and nobody likes Blackberry (remember those???)

  4. DocJones

    July 8, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    As a very wealthy person from a noble family, I have always used iPhones over those other phones meant for commoners.

              >This message was sent from Android

  5. deliciousv

    July 8, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    lets do the math, for a long time the iPhone was not available on the countries largest carrier, Verizon. So people stuck in contracts who couldn’t afford to buy their way out stayed, and got a Droid, and those with the money bought out and went to the other guy and got the iPhone. Then the iPhone came to Verizon and a lot of the “poor” stayed with what they already knew. 
    I stayed with the Droid, even though when my contract was up it would have been the same price to switch.

  6. sidwasout

    July 8, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    Aren’t Droids cheaper, or at least were in the beginning? The lower tier models came free with a service contract, while iPhones only recently started doing that, right? Isn’t it really that simple?

  7. clemato

    July 8, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    I am Khaleesi and your phones are shit. Fucking pussies.

  8. Pool Keepers Son

    July 9, 2013 at 12:54 am

    I think fez has a sAmsung flip

  9. cal5000

    July 9, 2013 at 1:42 am

    I work at a Sprint near DC, every black girl over the age of 14 has an iPhone. Hood broads too.

  10. skumpy

    July 9, 2013 at 2:04 am

    Here’s another report
    rich people are assholes.

  11. The Unblinking Spyder

    July 9, 2013 at 6:54 am

    Us vs Them

  12. ediblegenius

    July 9, 2013 at 7:55 am

    I remember when the rich took handfuls of iPhones out of burlap sacks stuffed full and threw them out to the poor people on the streets below! We were all equal that day.

  13. stoogemcclassy

    July 9, 2013 at 8:01 am

    Over $75k isn’t rich. Maybe it was in the 70’s.

    • Morgan : from parts unknown

      July 9, 2013 at 8:20 am

      I felt good for 5 mins, til I read your comment. Thanks man.

      • stoogemcclassy

        July 9, 2013 at 9:01 am

        Like my mom always said- you can’t feel like a winner unless someone else feels like a loser.

  14. TheSeaMammals

    July 9, 2013 at 8:32 am

    iphone blows.  droid rules.

  15. Aria Taint

    July 9, 2013 at 9:21 am

    iPhone is the phone of the lazy and people who like to buy apps.

    • bmqq316

      July 9, 2013 at 11:45 am

      Aria Taint How dare you! I’d have a great rebuttal but I just downloaded Angry Birds & now I’m sleepy…

  16. FLpro

    July 9, 2013 at 9:32 am

    How am I poor when I currently own the most expensive Android phone and tablet out right now?

  17. archg2

    July 9, 2013 at 10:50 am

    Never had an iPhone, so that must mean I’m super-poor!

  18. FanBoy1

    July 9, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Really? I know a lot of credit card rich douchebags with iPhones.

    • Iknowyoujj

      July 9, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      Aka ghetto rich..

  19. BadNewsJeff

    July 9, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Rich phone, poor phone, bitch phone, whore phone.  Think about it.

    • FLpro

      July 9, 2013 at 2:20 pm

      Don’t forget Banana phone…

  20. Iknowyoujj

    July 9, 2013 at 11:59 am

    I have both and both are a good waste of time.

    • FLpro

      July 9, 2013 at 2:24 pm

      Good boy phone and Naughty boy phone?

  21. Godard

    September 13, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Phones with android op system are for people who are generally less educated, republican, and have less money. iPhone is the exact opposite. IPhone is the Rolex of phones. Android phones are the Timex of phones.