Reviewers Kick Guy Fieri’s Teeth In

The New York Times scathing review of Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar is banging around the Internet at an alarming pace.  It seems like the bad review that all other bad reviews will be measured against. Unfortunately for Guy there seems like there will be plenty of other bad reviews to measure it against.

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  1. LNozowitz

    November 14, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    someone needs to review his frosted tips

  2. TBVickroy

    November 14, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    I understand Sam Roberts gave the Hunk O Burning Steak a scathing review.

  3. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 14, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Some say he’s dreamy…

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    November 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

    • gavin_b

      November 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son DOGFOOD?!!

  5. Dickface McSlapnuts

    November 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Won’t be long and Roland will be his only customer….which should still keep him in business.

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm

      @Dickface McSlapnuts on behalf of the Angry Panda, djeugsjdjbdkdkxjxnsmmdm

  6. KitFromAlaska

    November 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    The buffalo blue-sabi wings and California egg rolls were good. But I wouldn’t have gone in there if my friend wasn’t such a big fan of restaurants owned by celeb chefs

  7. Judge Smails

    November 14, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Ouch!  . . . guess I’ll be filing this place under “Dive”.

  8. CardiffGiant11

    November 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    sounds about as appetizing as your standard red robin, except with an even more likely chance of getting diarrhea afterwards

  9. plastic thoughts

    November 14, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    He’s probably a bit to “red” for their taste.

  10. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Don’t know why all the hate for this “Guy” hehe…?

  11. Aria Taint

    November 15, 2012 at 9:07 am

    It’s a typical shitty time square tourist restaurant! If you eat in time square you’re a strap hanger from the mid west and deserve what you get. How about TGI Friday’s or Bubba Gump Shrimp Company I bet there just as good. All the food is pre packaged and none of these shit places actually make food they just heat the boil-in-a-bag meal and server it.

  12. cal5000

    November 15, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Does this review count as Gay Bullying?

    • sidwasout

      November 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

       I think thats Guy Bashing.

  13. Rorschach7

    November 15, 2012 at 10:41 am

    I notice a couple of different reviews have mentioned the taste of formaldehyde or preservatives.

  14. Scott_Chandwater

    November 15, 2012 at 11:57 am

    BYE, Fieri

  15. HomoQueersicle

    November 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    The thing that the review doesn’t state is that to idiots from Nebraska and South Dakota this would be fine dining.  No self respecting person from NY/NJ/CT would enter the place.

  16. Jerry65

    November 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Planet Hollywood. Now THERE is good food!