Reason #94238572432 Why Your Children Are Assholes.

You know how cute you think your kids are?  And how smart?  And how great?  Guess what, they’re not.  Kids are really just Lords Of the Flies. The second they are out of your sight they are savages.

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  1. AssWhack!

    June 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Assholes, or truth bombers?

    • BarFly

      June 20, 2012 at 6:42 pm


  2. Franklin97

    June 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Where the fuck is this. I want to drive there right now and rub those boys faces into the sidewalk until I see bone and fractured teeth. Then I am going to their parents house and wipe them off the face of the Earth for spawnin this evil onto our society.

  3. filler

    June 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    how do you let 12 year olds get to you like that?

  4. hackcomic

    June 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    This is every Kid

  5. SpeedKills

    June 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    If this lady is actually the bus monitor she’s about as good at her job as Fez is at his.

  6. Velcro Bushwackers

    June 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    This happened in Rochester, NY – the same city that brought us Foreigner and the Hillside Strangler.

  7. MonsterRain

    June 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Ugh…Found on 4chan.  Ghey.

  8. DrunkEpiphany

    June 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    “Sticks and Stones will break my bones, but words can never hurt me.”   This antibullying attitude is going to result in a generation addicted to therapy.

  9. cigarsNscotch

    June 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    The insane part to me is that if she smacked one of these priveledged little shitheads in the face, she would probably be arrested.


    June 20, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Ok I’m :50 into this video and each one of these little shitheads would have gotten a round house kick to the face! Little Shitdicks!

  11. LNozowitz

    June 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    what a cunt, she forced the kids to make her cry. I love fez but this woman kind of reminds me of him

    • BryBrry

      June 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm

       @LNozowitz I am surprised you and your fat sausage fingers could type a sentence. So I will not insult your horrific grammar.

  12. Binary Daoist

    June 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Thumbs in their eyes… this is what happens when you make even spanking illegal. I can’t wait to see how these shits deal with kids of their own. So much for the “anti buly” generation.

  13. BryBrry

    June 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    If you hate this go to has all the kids info. calling all day!

    • Mikfin

      June 20, 2012 at 6:06 pm

      Well done, sir!

    • LizSetsFire

      June 20, 2012 at 7:20 pm

      this is awesome.

      • BryBrry

        June 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm

         @LizSetsFire Nothing like continually reminding them they are garbage 

  14. eddynasty

    June 20, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    I went to a bad school, I mean stabbings and shit, but if some kids did this at my school they would have been beaten badly by other students.  This is obviously a school in a more well to do area.  I knew I shouldn’t have watched this, it has invoked an anger in me I haven’t felt in a long time. 

  15. Rorschach7

    June 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Here is a hint.. if the title and the first few seconds of the video dont really tell you WHY you should care.. no one is gonna care. “Kids make fun of an older fat woman.” Im in .. 

  16. AlPal

    June 20, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    What the fuck is this? Kids are always assholes, but this woman just keeps taking it. Who cares that they’re not her kids, she’s on a bus so she must be in some authority position, and if she’s not then that probably means she’s with other adults who are in authority positions, yet she just keeps sitting there for 10 minutes, taking it like a little fat kid. Damn, maybe she is too fat, the very least she could do is get up and move, but she’s such a lard monster she must’ve forgotten how.

  17. blumanta

    June 20, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Garbage kids from garbage parents.

  18. AlPal

    June 20, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    That kid’s pretty funny.

    • AlPal

      June 20, 2012 at 6:04 pm

      “I’ll send you McDonald’s coupons, you can save $.02 and pay your rent.”

      • AlPal

        June 20, 2012 at 6:05 pm

        “You probably got that from family dollar, but you don’t have a family because they all killed themselves because of you.”

      • MoeSzyslak01

        June 21, 2012 at 7:02 am

         @AlPal One of her sons did off himself ten years ago. Funny isn’t it? Hardy har fucking har. I’m all for tearing into people but this shit is clown shoes pathetic. I just hope that these fuckers and their families are getting as much enjoyment from the nerd rage of an internets worth of basement dwellers directed their way as they got in that video.

      • AlPal

        June 21, 2012 at 7:28 am

         @MoeSzyslak01 This may sound crazy but maybe he really did off himself because he hated his fat ugly poor mom who was too incompetent to deal with middle-schoolers. Judging by how she knew how to deal with these kids maybe she was a terrible mom.
        That of course does sound crazy, because the kids were just being assholes and saying whatever mean shit they could think of and laugh at. It doesn’t matter at all that she had a son who actually killed himself, the kids didn’t know so whatever they said shouldn’t have affected her.

  19. CooterNail

    June 20, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Snowflakes are so beautiful. 

  20. Shaggyballz74

    June 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    i will gladly give a C note to a bigger kid to stomp a mud-hole in their asses

  21. violentXtremist

    June 20, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    That’s assault brotha.

  22. JOEfromCANADA

    June 20, 2012 at 6:49 pm


  23. Shaggyballz74

    June 20, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    • AlPal

      June 20, 2012 at 7:05 pm

       @Shaggyballz74 Well shit, now I’m convinced she was in on it and this was a thoughtful scam the kids thought of to get her a nice $30k vacation. Good on those kids.

  24. LukeUsingForce

    June 20, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    When you take away a kid’s favorite prey, other weaker kids, they’ll just go after the next target.

  25. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I wish she took the long seat belt strap and beat them with the buckle. Or at least went UCB and say on all of them

  26. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    I wish she took the long seat belt strap and beat them to death with the buckle. Or at least went all UCB and sat on them

  27. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Shes not quick enough, I’m sure these little F words have plenty of things fucked up about them to tear apart until they start crying. Birthmarks, big ears, effeminate mannerisms, buck teeth, the fact that one kid looks Asian, etc

  28. LizSetsFire

    June 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    if anyone treated my grandmother like this i would ruin their world. although for 30 g’s, i think my grandmother could handle it.

    • ecupirate

      June 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm

       @LizSetsFire my grandmother treats people this way

  29. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    All violent feelings towards children aside, she is a flatso

  30. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    They threatened, vandalism, murder and rape. And I’m only at the 6 minute mark.

  31. jerkstoresean

    June 20, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Fuck that!!!! Wegmanns is dope. I went to one this past weekend

  32. kylechristo4

    June 20, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    People need to stop reproducing. That’s enough.

  33. douginsaltlake

    June 20, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Why oh why couldn’t this Grandma be a fucking zombie!? Never have I wanted this badly to see someone’s little face get eaten off.

  34. TBVickroy

    June 20, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    Fucking retard brains.

  35. Toin Coss

    June 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Latch key kids are the best………..yuck !?/?!

  36. pipeloader

    June 20, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    i’m at 3 minutes and i’m out.  does this really go on for 10 minutes?  

  37. kevgret

    June 20, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I hope these kids fucking get whats coming to them.. pieces of shit.

  38. JasonFromCT

    June 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Where are all the anti bullying celebrities now? We’ll see if Fex is quite so angry about this one. Something tells me not.

  39. memeseeker

    June 20, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    A lovely peek into the the future of retirement.  Soylent Green looks better and better.

  40. Capt42

    June 20, 2012 at 11:31 pm


  41. rexdart936

    June 21, 2012 at 1:33 am

    and you wonder why Spartans killed all their defective babies.

  42. Defcon One

    June 21, 2012 at 5:34 am

    10 minutes and four boys—FAIL.   1 day, so far, and 115, 000 dollars and 30 days to go— SUCCESS!    Those kids will sit in jail and wonder how they made her so much money. Looks like she gets the last laugh.

  43. CheezWhiz

    June 21, 2012 at 7:08 am

    fake fake so fake

  44. Punk0

    June 21, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Joe Rogan’s right.  The dumb people are just out fucking the smart ones.  Or, as Bill Hicks put it, trailer parks are filling up with your ‘miracles’.  I’ve changed my mind on a woman’s right to choose.  Now I propose forced abortions if the parents’ combined IQ is below 160.  We can start a pilot program in Alabama and just see how it goes, but lower the score to 150 if the parents are related. 

  45. Fezisgay

    June 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Not sure if it is any concilation but check out the link to see tha amount that Indiegogo has raised. One of the better ways to use the internet. Gives me some faith in mankind. Helps balance out my disgust for these asshole kids.

  46. Nerd Holocaust

    June 21, 2012 at 11:13 am

    the worst part is that these kids are horribly unfunny.  they need to work on their material

  47. JasonFromCT

    June 21, 2012 at 11:14 am

    175k and still not a SINGLE one of those hypocritical “anti bullying” celebrities on board.  I guess there’s no special interest group for elderly, overweight, ladies for them to kiss up to.

  48. maxxcorbin

    June 21, 2012 at 11:14 am

    How many years was she held back?….Geezus!

  49. SteveAsher

    June 21, 2012 at 11:16 am

    It’s a lack of spanking.  Kids have no fear or respect for authority.  My daughters have friends that talk to me like we’re equals and it drives me nuts.  They’re 9.  I was a shithead too, but I respected adults, for fear of my Mom kicking my ass.

  50. SteveAsher

    June 21, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Picture your Mom or Grandmother sitting in that seat, taking that abuse.  My fucking blood is boiling.

  51. Roefmli

    June 21, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Empathy and caring for others is no more.

  52. EdFromjersey

    June 21, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Bus monitor? Is this a special bus?

  53. obladi6703

    June 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

    I remember when I was in middle school (mid 1990’s), we had a substitute teacher that we constantly harassed. One time she broke down and cried. Good thing everyone didn’t have cameras then. Middle school kids are asses, always have been always will be. 

  54. TBVickroy

    June 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Haha, Hicks can’t take 2 seconds of being called a centaur, how’s he gonna last 10 minutes!? Still laughing from last week when he said, “I’m not a dwarf, I’m a human.”

  55. queenelisabeth

    June 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

    What the fuck happened to making your kids acting like a respectable person? Are we so afraid our kids won’t like us that we are afraid to discipline them? Fuck these kids and fuck their asshole parents.

  56. bmqq316

    June 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

    This needs to be like the end of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back when they look up all the 12 year old’s talking shit online and beat their asses. 

  57. ecupirate

    June 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

    We had this old lady teacher who would fall asleep, we would leave drive 10 minutes down the road get breakfast . some of the really bad kids would put thumb tacts in her seat, glue her chalk down to the board. Put glue in her seat.

  58. Cletus from Brooklyn

    June 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I catch my kid pulling this shit, Imma hit him with the blow of death…

    • Tank

      June 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

       @Cletus from Brooklyn Blow him to death?

      • Bloodklot

        June 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

         @Cletus from Brooklyn LOL!

      • Cletus from Brooklyn

        June 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

        @Tank Eric B & Rakim – Microphone Fiend, obviously you didn’t get the reference…

      • MikekWackbag

        June 21, 2012 at 11:47 am


  59. jerkstoresean

    June 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    I used to have a bus driver that would play my Black Sabbath and some times Slayer cassettes on the bus for us. It was dope

  60. EdFromjersey

    June 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    If this was a black lady it would be much different, we were afraid of our bus driver

  61. TBVickroy

    June 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

    This seems a lot harsher than how you fucked with your teachers or ripped her a new one behind her back as opposed to a 10 minute straight “you’re an ugly sweaty fat person whos children should kill themselves” (and btw her son did kill himself 10 years ago).
     I agree we were all little assholes growing up, but this just seems brutal.

  62. jerkstoresean

    June 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Woops. Just remember my 11th grade math teacher that we used to torment until she cried. One day she never showed up and we got a new one. He turned out to be a statutory rapist.

  63. IggyBoston

    June 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Old lady gets made fun of- Donate thousands to get her a vacation.  Thousands die in some 3rd world country- Wait where’d that lady go on vacation?

  64. jerkstoresean

    June 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

    I know I was a huge asshole as a kid, but I guess growing up, you hate seeing the weak get pounded on.

    • zel

      June 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm

       Too easy of a fez joke here.

  65. MikekWackbag

    June 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Two words: Cattle. Prod.

  66. Punk0

    June 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Ron likes to oversimplify things.  The majority of the kids on that bus weren’t harassing that woman and wouldn’t harass her.  I don’t think the parents of these kids are afraid to hit their kids, I think they are just too busy doing their own thing and can’t be bothered to raise their kids.  All the tough guys calling in with stories from their childhood are full of shit.  Kids weren’t allowed to act like this 10 years ago.  Not by parents, and not by the schools. 

    • filler

      June 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm

       @Punk0  ten years ago? bullshit, this was everyday on the bus for me, stop living in your old man world.

  67. Kendall in Texas

    June 21, 2012 at 11:51 am

    I pissed off my 6th grade teacher to the point she threw a stapler at me across the room.  The sad thing is, I don’t even remember what I did. We also forced the science teacher into early retirement that year.  What an ass I was (read: am).

  68. xodiak

    June 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    4chan is unrelenting and unforgiving. Those kids will regret this.

  69. WilliamFBaldwin

    June 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    I would be so disappointed in myself if I raised kids like these

  70. vwgtivw

    June 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    I would have punched the slant eyed one.

  71. Foggy_Otis

    June 21, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    The asshole doesnt fall far from the tree!

  72. Ezra_san

    June 22, 2012 at 3:42 am

    The news reported last night, that her donations have reached 700K.

  73. mistawag

    June 22, 2012 at 7:58 am

    People got this all wrong. She’s not crying because of the kids.. She’s a coke mule and is very worried about the baloon that just burst in her ass.

  74. Foggy_Otis

    June 22, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Yes, the kids were wrong BUT… This woman had a job to do on that bus and that job was to keep those little bastards in control. Ultimately, this is another example of how people are rewarded for their incompetence. Sigh.