Rapper Krispy Kreme Will Whip Your Ass


This kid is the shit. The Real shit. He fights and makes out with girls. The downsize is brags quite a bit. No, it’s true his pride seems to be out of proportion.  Also he seems to be stretching the truth a little. Still, he’s the shit.

Thanks to buzzfeed.com for the link

 

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plPsnWFng0w]

70 Comments

  1. elephant_droid

    May 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Looks like Raphie got his red rider bb gun. Is this A Christmas Story 2012?

  2. memeseeker

    May 5, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    He should have had his mommy wipe his nose before filming.

  3. RN Eric

    May 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Rupert Pupkin perfected his act in a  basement too.
     

  4. LizSetsFire

    May 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    SMASH! so bangin my nose is running!

  5. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    I treated this like a bull ride that did go 8 secs

  6. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    May have eaten a few pennies in his lifetime

  7. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Rides the ShortBus to school

  8. Toin Coss

    May 5, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Catchy…I’m going to be hummin that tune the rest of the day!?

  9. blumanta

    May 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Someone get this Douchebag some tissues. Got that nickname after being ass raped by dudes outside the Checkers.

  10. SpeedKills

    May 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    For some reason I imagine this being the Twink that robs and beats up fez.

  11. ignats

    May 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    boogers

  12. EdFromjersey

    May 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    I got 400 Houses, 400 Mouses?! Stupidest rhyme ever. Is that a Red Ryder BB Gun that Milhouse is holding? Dark and fart does not rhyme…I stuck infinity knives in my ears

  13. EdFromjersey

    May 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Hobbits can’t rap

  14. EdFromjersey

    May 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I see a new beastie boy

  15. TyWanon

    May 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Two Live Pooh

  16. WarrenW

    May 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    We need to leave comments to make this funnier?

  17. Beezer

    May 5, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Your gonna shoot your eye out kid

  18. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    This guy should be wearing a helmet

  19. Tummy Rockets

    May 5, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    OMG someone get

  20. Tummy Rockets

    May 5, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Good God man, someone get jesse and al on the hotline

  21. Fuqwon

    May 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Fuck tha police comin’ straight from the underground, a young white boy got it bad ’cause hes fucking retarded

  22. Jeff in Pismo

    May 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    The saying “Outta something bad, comes something good” couldn’t be more true.
    MCA passed away.  Krispy Kreme was born.

  23. DjSolstice

    May 5, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Ol dj got dem snot stains out his nose

  24. muckjr

    May 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    no difference between this and the shit on “hip-hop radio” these days

  25. EdFromjersey

    May 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Maybe it is just brilliantly ironic, he states he fought and lions and doesn’t carry a gun, while holding a gun, comic genius

  26. EdFromjersey

    May 5, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    His dad is going to be so pissed when he finds out his gun collection was touched.

  27. Darn Dude

    May 5, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Love the 10lbs stack he’s pressing

  28. elephant_droid

    May 5, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    Ol’ Dirty Boogers — Shimmy Shimmy Snot.

  29. RamlerJerry

    May 5, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Nice bee-bee gun, Dick.

  30. TheCheeseStandsAlone

    May 6, 2012 at 1:15 am

    The lead singer has bugers coming out of his nose…ewwwwwewwwww!

  31. elephant_droid

    May 6, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Is that a young Private Joker with the rifle?

  32. elephant_droid

    May 6, 2012 at 2:21 am

    Crossing my fingers for a Tosh web redemption…..not that there is any redeeming to be done.

  33. Dee Dee Ramone

    May 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    The white man’s answer to 50 Tyson

  34. Golumki

    May 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    How can a rapper always have a runny nosie in every close up?

  35. EdFromjersey

    May 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    He should change his name to MC Naze-O-Nex

  36. archg2

    May 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    so which labels are tripping over each other to sign this gem?

  37. harlequincy

    May 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    get Krazed on the phone…rap battle!!!

  38. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Just wanted to congratulate Pepper on being a finalist for Sexy Centaur 2012…

  39. KevinFromConn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Wipe your nose you little freak!

  40. ecupirate

    May 7, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Someone has a runny nose

  41. ecupirate

    May 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Ill admit it, Krased is much better than this fuck

  42. MalibuGym

    May 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    I make it Rain.man

  43. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Not to gangsta when you have boogers (:31 s)..

  44. Pool Keepers Son

    May 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    made out with Kate Upton,baller

  45. Pool Keepers Son

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    mouses or mice

  46. ecupirate

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    This fuck loves 4 and 400

  47. harlequincy

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Fez is scared of the derk and smells like a fert!

  48. OllieInChicago

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Fuck it – This kid is invited to my party. 

  49. jerkstoresean

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    What is Sean Astin thinking?

    • OllieInChicago

      May 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm

       @jerkstoresean Rosie Cotton dancing.  I know, I’ve read the books several times…..

  50. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Guess he doesn’t know no put his fucking finger on the trigger unless he’s about to shot…

  51. Pool Keepers Son

    May 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    meeses to pieces

  52. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    He just needs to twerk a little, that should get a rise out of Fez…

  53. Ants_Dad

    May 7, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    you’ll shoot your eye out with that thing kid

  54. Tom the Cop

    May 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Somebody needs to tell this idiot that waving a Crossman Air Pistol around isn’t impressing anybody.

  55. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    He’s not Krispy & the only creme he has is coming out his nose…

  56. schadenfreudian

    May 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    He’s no Laz-D.

  57. Cilo

    May 7, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    He’s just like every kid I hung out with from fairfield ct.. It was great watching them panic when we took them to the ghetto in Bridgeport to pick up a qp..

  58. OptichrisPrime

    May 7, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Fake…

  59. OptichrisPrime

    May 7, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Pellet guns…

  60. austinabbie

    May 7, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    booger
     

  61. Ezra_san

    May 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I don’t even know where to begin with this snot porno shoot.

  62. chipnicodemus

    May 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    I didn’t know Brett Farve was in the rap game. 

  63. EdFromjersey

    May 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    It is shot too well to be real, I think this is a Mac Miller viral stunt, would love to be wrong though.. It’s HI-Larious

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 7, 2012 at 4:30 pm

       @EdFromjersey Its a fake weather or not Miller’s involved. That’s the giveaway though. The Mac T-Shirt.

      • EdFromjersey

        May 7, 2012 at 4:55 pm

        @OptichrisPrime True..would have been great if it was real..still catchy as hell

  64. JoePrich1

    May 7, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Ronny B told me 2day ” i think this kid was serious as a heart attack”……….cancelling XM subscription

  65. TimMurchison

    May 7, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Snot nose punk

  66. life experience

    May 16, 2012 at 3:28 am

    The downsize is brags quite a bit. No, it’s true his pride seems to be out of proportion.  Also he seems to be stretching the truth a little. Still, he’s the shit.

  67. nathon

    May 26, 2012 at 4:30 am

    I think this cover is like 100000x better ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffYyF1110Co