Rachel Dratch Says Her Looks Have Cursed Her Career

Rachel Dratch said her lack of “Hollywood looks” have derailed her chance to do film and TV. “By Hollywood standards, I’m a troll, ogre, woodland creature, or manly lesbian,” she writes, and that’s prevented her from getting the roles she wants. NBC replaced her as a 30 Rock lead for not being beautiful enough. No Rachel you are very pretty…on the inside and that’s what counts.

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  1. Turbo_Squirbo

    April 12, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    She’s hilarious, and I like her alot.

  2. blumanta

    April 12, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Marty Feldman?  I love him in drag

  3. LizSetsFire

    April 12, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    shes got some money right? surgery does wonders..

    • bmqq316

      April 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

       @LizSetsFire I doubt is has enough money for all the surgery it would require.

    • bmqq316

      April 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

       @LizSetsFire I doubt she has enough money for all the surgery it would require.

  4. OGC

    April 12, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Gee, my lack of looks (and talent) have hurt my movie career too, but you don’t hear me complaining about it. Until now that is.

  5. BAC 420

    April 12, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Hollywood only puts pretty people on the screen?
    *shocked face*

  6. TyWanon

    April 12, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    She needs to unleash those puppies…she’ll get all kinds of work

  7. Screwball77

    April 12, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Eh, I’d fist her.

  8. JfromHuntington

    April 12, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    At least me and her are on the same page. But I loved her SNL character Debbie DownSyndrome.

  9. EdFromjersey

    April 12, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    Saw her in a play, “Sylvia” she played a dog….a real dog. She was funny as hell

  10. HollyGothic

    April 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Unfortunate, but she’s right. Shallow motherfuckers

  11. dino_electropolis

    April 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Ha. It’s not like she’s some great actress…!

    The world needs lesbian trolls, too.

  12. dino_electropolis

    April 12, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Ha! Its not like she’s some great actress…
    Besides, the world needs lesbian trolls, too

  13. shrekkalove

    April 13, 2012 at 12:17 am

    The fact that she’s not that pretty and was still on SNL for years should be a complement, but no… “Along Comes Debbie Downer” Wahn, Wahn…

  14. LatinoComedian

    April 13, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Somewhere, the Owl Girl from “A League Of Their Own” wishes she had Rachel Dratch good looks.

  15. FLprodriver66

    April 13, 2012 at 3:32 am

    She misses her opportunity to be a “troll” in Lord Of The Rings

  16. Conundrum

    April 13, 2012 at 6:39 am

    Hollywood must be full of anti-Semites.

  17. TwizzlesMcNasty

    April 13, 2012 at 7:19 am

    she’s right on the money.

  18. yotaruvegeta

    April 13, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Acting is a weird world where you audition as an ugly or fat person, and are probably laughed at because you’re unattractive, then you have to go home knowing that you get jobs based on how people like to laugh at you.
    Rachel Dratch, though, makes me laugh because she does funny  characters on 30 rock, not because she’s ugly. I tend to give women points because they’re funny. A funny woman becomes more attractive to me.

  19. FLprodriver66

    April 13, 2012 at 10:00 am

    She missed her opportunity to be a Troll in Lord Of The Rings

  20. MikekWackbag

    April 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    I never thought of her her beautiful, but I certainly never thought she was at all ugly. 
    She has a unique cuteness, IMO.

  21. Ants_Dad

    April 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    I think she should thank her weird looks for getting on SNL.  If she was better looking she probably wouldn’t get some of the roles she did

  22. jerkstoresean

    April 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Shes got humongous tits. Regular girls use those to take the focus off their face all the time to get ahead

  23. Narc Zito

    April 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    I’m sure the fact that she’s unfunny and annoying has nothing to do with it.

  24. Shaggyballz74

    April 13, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    What happened to the days when actors had to act instead of look like super models reading lines.  oh fuck! I sound like blow hard… quick someone fucking shoot me

  25. Shaggyballz74

    April 13, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    But seriously if she isn’t in Peter Jacksons upcoming “the hobbit” then that casting director needs to be fired immediately 

  26. cal5000

    April 13, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Id put a smile on that.