Quick Question: Breakfast Cereal


Cereal and milk for breakfast is a strange thing. What is the milk when it is poured on cereal?  Is it a sauce? Is it a beverage?  Or is it a broth?

88 Comments

  1. RN Eric

    February 12, 2013 at 11:58 am

    gravy

  2. harlequincy

    February 12, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Totally depends on the cereal.

  3. zel

    February 12, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Favorite cereal: Honey bunches of oats!

  4. Roadrash Hicks

    February 12, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    It’s a WHO GIVES A FUCK!?

    • zel

      February 12, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      @Roadrash Hicks
       very un-hicksian of you! Centaurs love oats. Bunches of oats.  Honey bunches of oats.

  5. OllieInChicago

    February 12, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    Breakfast cereal seems redundant.

    • harlequincy

      February 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

      @OllieInChicago Don’t know what goes on in Chitown, but here in NY, there’s definitely Dinner cereal

      • OllieInChicago

        February 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

        @harlequincy I respect your dinner cereal, but will chose to abstain from such heresy.

      • harlequincy

        February 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm

        @OllieInChicago you nuts? there’s no thing such as dinner cereal…fucking preposterous.

  6. jerkaruso

    February 12, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    I like that Hicks renamed the mouth the “brain pussy”. Classy as shit.

  7. joe8775

    February 12, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    its a broth if your wearing a robe

  8. Roboto420

    February 12, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    What is water in cereal then? (Ghetto?)

    • harlequincy

      February 12, 2013 at 12:06 pm

      @Roboto420 ask Craig

  9. iluvronnfez

    February 12, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Neither…the milk becomes a condiment

  10. LizSetsFire

    February 12, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    It’s just like dunking a cookie in milk. It’s a beverage used for moistening or softening.

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

      @LizSetsFire I agree

    • iluvronnfez

      February 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

      @LizSetsFire Interesting…

    • jerkaruso

      February 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      @LizSetsFire ew.

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

      @LizSetsFire Does semen get the same pass?

  11. harlequincy

    February 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    This question is surreal.

  12. joe8775

    February 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    does hicks pour milk over his hay and oats in the morning

  13. Roboto420

    February 12, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Whatever it is, I am so high right now I could eat a whole box of cereal with a gallon of milk. 🙂

    • Todd from FLA

      February 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      @Roboto420 We get it. You are so cool you fucking druggie.

      • Roboto420

        February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

        Pot is not a drug like the oxycontin your mother is hooked on. 😛

  14. CreepBootMike

    February 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    This just fucked my mind

  15. pokerface1947

    February 12, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Um, could this be the weirdest question ever on the Interrobang?  It’s milk.  Just milk.

  16. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    February 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I’ve put some thought into this and decided I don’t give a fuck.

  17. SH4RKYx

    February 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Beverage because that is what it started as and then you drink it after the cereal is done.

  18. iluvronnfez

    February 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    you can drink chicken broth…good for a cold

  19. OllieInChicago

    February 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I’ve decided that Soy Milk is shit.

  20. Docintoxicated

    February 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Broth. Consistency of a consume`, and used in a quantity much greater than a sauce.  Te contents are enveloped by the liquid component. A sauce has to be thick enough to add a distinct flavor where as a broth absorbs the flavor of the solid contents.
     
    As beverage it’s just a choking hazard.

  21. harlequincy

    February 12, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Chocolatey cereal turns to a beverage called Chocolate Milk

  22. joe8775

    February 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    anytime there a poll fezzy always seems to agree with the bottom or in this case the 13%

  23. jerkaruso

    February 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    This fucker is a broth. Matty Strong-Ice dominating per usual.

  24. iluvronnfez

    February 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Heres a question…who the hell comes up with these questions?!

  25. Docintoxicated

    February 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    The Real question:
     
    Is Cum A Broth, Beverage, Sauce, or Condiment?
     
    Need Pepper’s input ASAP!

  26. RichyM1

    February 12, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    Broth is made by rendering liquid in high temperatures.

    • zel

      February 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm

      @RichyM1
       Don’t talk about rendering around hicks. He gets nervous about that.

  27. the jerm

    February 12, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    So what if you put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? Is it now a soup!?

    • Yuuuck

      February 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

      @the jerm See thats what Im sayin

  28. joe8775

    February 12, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    fezzy pours a warm milky liquid over his fruit pebbles

  29. jerkstoresean

    February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    I think it’s all 3. Starts as a sauce, becomes broth, then becomes a beverage. I can’t vote.

  30. IndyKip

    February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    God damn it…..now I have to have a bowl of cereal

  31. zel

    February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Milktoast.

  32. Skellen23

    February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Booooberry milk…yummy

  33. MCfromKY

    February 12, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Sauces are thick and coat, broths are thin and soak into the food to enhance it. If it was in a glass it’d be a beverage, a bowl is broth. Matty Ice!!

  34. BraddVanCleve

    February 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Its fuckin cereal, you dildos!

  35. Roadrash Hicks

    February 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    That was fucking funny. Ron mentions cereal milk and no one even heard him.

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm

      @Roadrash Hicks Cereal milk is what Tony the Tiger’s jizz is named…

  36. theblakeri

    February 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    depends on how u eat ur cereal. let it get soggy it absorbs and the flavors blend. if u eat it crunchy then its a beveridge cause it almost like dunking a cookie in milk.

  37. Yuuuck

    February 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    If I drink soy sauce does that make it a beverage?  No.  It makes me an asshole for drinking a sauce.  Milk is milk no matter where ya put it.  Its a beverage.

  38. BraddVanCleve

    February 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    Ron also said “nigloo, with black ice” and no one heard him

  39. Roboto420

    February 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    Has anyone ever let the cereal soak into the milk until it turns into chocolate milk? (Beverage)

  40. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    February 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    It’s an ingredient. You use it to make sauce or broth or a cake. It’s just also good on its own as well as part of a recipe like eggs.

  41. harlequincy

    February 12, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    First time ever…I’m with Hicks…it’s a fucking beverage.

  42. CreepBootMike

    February 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Those bastards don’t pay attention to you Ronnie B. I heard the Cereal Milk.

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:23 pm

      @CreepBootMike It’s hard to pay attention to a radio god when he is all around you…

  43. CreepBootMike

    February 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    And this is a beverage.

    • Yuuuck

      February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

      @CreepBootMike Clearly.  It’s produced as a beverage.  We pour it over cereal to keep it from sucking.  When the cereal is gone you drink it.  Nuff said

      • Roboto420

        February 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm

        @Yuuuck  @CreepBootMike Why can’t we have cereal with dry milk on it so all you do is add water? This is the future right?

  44. BraddVanCleve

    February 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    What would a rusty trombone be?

  45. BraddVanCleve

    February 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    What would a rusty trombone be?

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

      @BraddVanCleve fun?

  46. Aria Taint

    February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    This shit is pot talk.

    • Roboto420

      February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

      @Aria Taint blaze

    • Pedogay

      February 12, 2013 at 12:22 pm

      @Aria Taint
       No, it’s a quarter of fez’s interest, with batman, ric flair and faggotry.

  47. harlequincy

    February 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    I hate people who drink the cereal milk by spooning it into their mouth like it’s soup…grow the fuck up.

  48. archg2

    February 12, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Cereal without milk is just wheat, blegh!

    • jerkaruso

      February 12, 2013 at 12:23 pm

      @archg2 what about Corn Flakes?

      • Roboto420

        February 12, 2013 at 12:24 pm

        @jerkaruso  @archg2 What about rice Chex?

      • jerkaruso

        February 12, 2013 at 12:24 pm

        @Roboto420  @archg2 Or Corn Chex for that matter…

  49. TBVickroy

    February 12, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    It’s lubricant.

  50. Plastic Thoughts

    February 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Cereal…the official food of tweekers everywhere.

  51. MillieHatchett

    February 12, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    GRAVY!

  52. Fred-MBDW

    February 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    I say beverage b/c most everyone drinks the milk out of the bowl. Especially the good chocolate milk you get with Cocoa Puffs.

  53. AnthonyLoman

    February 12, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    It is broth

  54. bmqq316

    February 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    It’s breakfast soup…so it’s a broth.

  55. NelsonM

    February 12, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    Milk is not a stand-alone beverage. Much like the blueberry.

  56. Joe Davola

    February 12, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    “unfknrl 5 pts
    surprise that f agg ot fez doing a live read with fruit as the phone number”
     
    Either a mod deleted this or the user did, but I had it still on my screen and wanted to share with everyone the hacky shit joke this guy tried to do. Clearly nobody on this site has the biggest issue with gay bashing, but still if you’re going to try it, be clever, or at LEAST don’t fail like a fucking 4 year old trying a bike without training wheels, you dope.

  57. Shaggyballz74

    February 12, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I like just enough milk to keep my cereal wet but not so much that I have milk left over when I’m done.
    It’s the perfect bowl of cereal.

  58. Shaggyballz74

    February 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    cereal is a Gazpacho

  59. karthead

    February 12, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    it isnt any of those options, its kind of like penutbutter & jelly. you cant have one without the other although some people do.

  60. MattBuhtert

    February 12, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    Anyone who drinks their cereal milk when finished is a sick sick human being

  61. Christopher Brooklyn

    February 12, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    This might be the dumbest question I ever read…of course beverage. You don’t pour milk on anything else…so sauce can be poured on other things..and broth??? what a maroon

    • someone

      February 12, 2013 at 4:36 pm

      Actually, old people who don’t like sugar put milk on cake or fruit.

  62. edrooney

    February 12, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    When I hear breakfast cereals, I think of fruit bats.

  63. Brian_Baker

    February 12, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    Broth, like sauce, is made from the food it’s cooked in. I.E. Chicken broth is made from boiled chicken bones, beef stock from cow bones, etc. Milk is milk, and when poured over cereal, it’s still milk.

  64. FanBoy1

    February 13, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    I am so sorry I didnt get i on this riveting discussion.